decaffeinated prostitution

When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.

"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”

by Ms. Elizabeth Price February 21, 2018

Delafarg

someone who farts in someone else's drink and makes them drink it

Amy Is a delafarg because she farted in her drink

by SPICYCHICKENFOOTLETTUCE January 26, 2019

Decapacision

When the head of your pee pee gets cut off, resulting in a mixture between decapitation and circumcision

Bro #1: “Bro did you see Bro #3 get decapacised?“
Bro #2: “yeah bro, he really did get a decapacision.”

by Kenneth Locke January 4, 2020

decatarpaphobia

The irrational fear of tarps.

Oh! I have decatarpaphobia
What's that?
I have a fear of tarps

by sroc1214 October 22, 2020

Decatant

A luxurious taste or feel. Of high value.

This chocolate lava cake is indubitably decatant.

by The Garbage Man and Legacy November 7, 2021

Decalabe

A decalabe is 10 people in the same room at the same time

There was a decalabe of people at the party.

by Ks@kwjrndoezzoer February 18, 2022

Decafternoon

Decafternoon: The practice of switching from regular coffee in the morning to a decafternoon coffee.

In the morning I always drink a pot of regular coffee… then after 12pm I look forward to a decafternoon coffee so I can sleep at night.

by Rainydaze4me March 28, 2022