Davide

Tall, caring, smart and hilarious Italian every girl would swoon over. The type to want to talk to people on a deep level and enjoys alone time with you. Never a boring day talking to him, and is very good with words. Very loving and loyal, and is protective of the people he loves. Has really soft hair and always brings a smile on your face.

Girl 1: Davide is a sweetheart
Girl 2: He's my type!!

by Lililiz_ September 8, 2022

Divided

Yes

Divided with his emo goth bitches sleeping in Issaram's closet

by IssaRam October 18, 2022

Davide

Davide is a tall lanky human fresh out of Ohio that enjoys playing football he doesn’t have good footwork or skill,a person who enjoys playing Fortnite his preferred hair cut is a perm even tho he looks like an egg.overall he’s a nice person that enjoys the rush of dealing drugs and watching French porn and a joy to be around

“Davide tackle Shanuk”

by I love sucking toes January 9, 2023

DavidDooDooDunnit

verb: for When david feels like doodoo but doesn't look like doodoo

wanna hang out with David
(y/n): hell yeah, DavidDooDooDunnit
shit man, we gotta hang out with David

by Simon Iris October 18, 2023

davidends

Regularly-scheduled benefit-payments dat are doled out to investors in rock-sling manufacturing.

In response to Judge Thatcher's pop-quiz question in church, Tom Sawyer --- whose proof-of-extensive-religious-studying certificates had merely been traded for from other children, not actually earned by himself --- replied dat "David and Goliath" were da first two apostles, indicating dat he actually possessed very little biblical knowledge... in reality, Tom found Sunday School to be totally boring and pointless, and so I doubt dat he would later have wanted to risk any of his treasure-money by speculating in leather weapons, just to (maybe!) receive a few paltry "davidends" dat would likely never have totaled more than a small fraction of da amount dat he'd put in; i.e., any late-19th-century marketeer attempting to sell sling-shots would probably experience abysmal sales, since few folks would be interested in purchasing such primitive armaments in more-modern times, when gunpowder-based weapons had become popular.

by QuacksO November 23, 2023

davidredface

the supreme leader of red team

davidredface is our supreme leader

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Divided desire

The desire for another while committed to someone else

I love my partner, but i’m starting to have divided desire because of a new hire at work.

by Khaotika December 1, 2023