Dutch Breakfast

a joint and a cup of black coffee (best in the morning, can be enjoyed at every hour)

Rose: Hey wanna go for a mimosa brunch tomo?
Miri: Nah, let's do a dutch breakfast at mine

by ganjaboyssssssss August 27, 2020

Mexican Dutch Rudder

This act requires three or more males. Each in turn grips their erect penis with their right hand and the adjacent persons right forearm with their left hand. Then in a wave like motion moving down the chain they repeatedly pump their friends arm up and down until climax is experienced by all parties.

Ben: Guys if this plane goes down do you fancy a mexican dutch rudder on the way?
Allen: Whats one of those?
Dave: A three way bromance wank.
Allen: Why not eh...
Ben: Cool!

by kingchamp January 30, 2010

Dutch air-conditioning

A Dutch oven without the sheet, where the perpetrator emits a smell so strong and thick in the air that it has the power to clear a room

"Man... that stinks... how could you do that to a loved one... turn down the dutch air-conditioning"

by pdizzlewizzle April 6, 2016

dutch racecar

When a man is driving a car, sitting in the lap of another man that is fucking him in the ass.

Ian and Tom went on a road trip just so they could dutch racecar.

by tekoopr May 15, 2016

royal dutch marines

The only force that could rescue 105 kids held hostage and eighty more in a trainjacking.

1977- South Moluccan revolutionaries storm a school and a train almost simultaneously, which were both held up for around 3 weeks. The Royal Dutch Marines came in and crushed them, losing only 2 hostages.

by StatenIslander January 12, 2008

The Laughing Dutchman

When you fart under the covers and pull the blankets over your partners head... then tickle them so they are forced to breathe deep in between bouts of laughter.... and tears.

Karen: Hey, smell this flower my boyfriend gave me!
Alyssa: I can't, Matt gave me the Laughing Dutchman last night and nothing has been right since...
Karen: Is that why you have been crying all day?
Alyssa: It was taco tuesday.

by Pink Eye in Both Eyes July 30, 2013

South of the Dutch house

The Dutch house is a restaurant/bakery in Columbiana Ohio, which defines the border of the normal folk, from Youngstown, Canfield and Poland/surrounding areas, to the backwoods rednecks from south of the Dutch house, who like chewing tobacco, fishing, and doing things the most difficult way possible.

North of the Dutch house folk “Are we working there next?” “Yeah, but the guys from south of the Dutch house built it, so give it a once over, safety guy is coming today” south of the Dutch house guy “(unintelligible, most likely an expletive) swallowed my dip!”

by Courtesy Joint August 26, 2022