by Hellomofo December 7, 2021
Get the Daughter of Specter mug.a bad excuse used to get out of a solicitor phone call; can be expanded to bad excuses for other reasons
origin: "I can't talk right now, my daughter is student teaching."
Use: "Hey, wheres paul? i thought he had to work today."
"nah. called in, said he had a sore ankle."
"Oh, i see. his daughter must be student teaching."
Use: "Hey, wheres paul? i thought he had to work today."
"nah. called in, said he had a sore ankle."
"Oh, i see. his daughter must be student teaching."
by SammyJB December 9, 2008
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Get the Daughter of Sappho mug.The phrase "daughter of seven fathers" is not a recognized historical reference to a specific Portuguese princess or noblewoman. It may refer to a woman with a complex lineage or family story.
One prominent Portuguese figure who had several influential male figures in her life, including a father and multiple brothers who were significant historical figures, was Philippa of Lancaster, Queen consort of Portugal (1387–1415). While she only had one biological father, John of Gaunt, her children were known as the "Illustrious Generation" and made significant contributions to Portuguese history.
It is possible the phrase alludes to:
A literary work in Portuguese that features a character with this description.
A historical figure whose parentage was disputed or involved complex family trees common among European royalty where individuals could have multiple "fathers" in a legal or dynastic sense (e.g., stepfathers, adoptive fathers, or multiple potential biological fathers in scandalous situations
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One prominent Portuguese figure who had several influential male figures in her life, including a father and multiple brothers who were significant historical figures, was Philippa of Lancaster, Queen consort of Portugal (1387–1415). While she only had one biological father, John of Gaunt, her children were known as the "Illustrious Generation" and made significant contributions to Portuguese history.
It is possible the phrase alludes to:
A literary work in Portuguese that features a character with this description.
A historical figure whose parentage was disputed or involved complex family trees common among European royalty where individuals could have multiple "fathers" in a legal or dynastic sense (e.g., stepfathers, adoptive fathers, or multiple potential biological fathers in scandalous situations
This may also be a Satan's Choice motor cycle club reference
A historical figure whose parentage was disputed or involved complex family trees common among European royalty where individuals could have multiple "fathers" in a legal or dynastic sense (e.g., stepfathers, adoptive fathers, or multiple potential biological fathers in scandalous situations) daughter of seven fathers
by Modern Women January 3, 2026
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Josh: ur grandpap a trap
Frank:(in pain) ur daughter a squatter
Josh: *slowly dissolves into nothing while hell blows up*
Josh: ur grandpap a trap
Frank:(in pain) ur daughter a squatter
Josh: *slowly dissolves into nothing while hell blows up*
by KeemMaster69 May 14, 2018
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Get the Daughter of a Satyr mug."If she wasn't my daughter" is a phrase coined by Donald Trump which means "I'd like to have sex with my daughter." It generally provokes disgust in other humans.
If She Wasn't My Daughter, A poem by Donald Trump
If Only She Wasn't my Daughter/ As I've Often Said/ If she Wasn't my daughter/ You know I'd be Dating Her/ If She Wasn't my daughter/ You Know I'd be Raping Her/ If She Wasn't my Daughter/ You Know I'd be grabbing her by by the Pussy/ (I don't even wait)/ When you're a STAR, they let you do anything!/ But not if they're your daughter/ If only she wasn't my daughter!/ Ivanka has a very nice figure/ Too good for playboy/ I'm just a 70 year old man/ Who wants to have sex with his daughter/ Is it OK for me to call her a piece of ass?/ Yes!/ Quick, someone give me a tic-tac/I'm about to start kissing her!/If only she wasn't my daughter!/Come sit on Daddy's lap, sweetheart.
If Only She Wasn't my Daughter/ As I've Often Said/ If she Wasn't my daughter/ You know I'd be Dating Her/ If She Wasn't my daughter/ You Know I'd be Raping Her/ If She Wasn't my Daughter/ You Know I'd be grabbing her by by the Pussy/ (I don't even wait)/ When you're a STAR, they let you do anything!/ But not if they're your daughter/ If only she wasn't my daughter!/ Ivanka has a very nice figure/ Too good for playboy/ I'm just a 70 year old man/ Who wants to have sex with his daughter/ Is it OK for me to call her a piece of ass?/ Yes!/ Quick, someone give me a tic-tac/I'm about to start kissing her!/If only she wasn't my daughter!/Come sit on Daddy's lap, sweetheart.
by kingshowman October 28, 2016
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