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Joe Darte

A sexual fetish practice where a darte is inserted into the japs eye of a flacid penis. Extreme cases involve indulgences of a hard member supporting the dart without aids or assistances.
That dude in the corner wants us to talk dirty to him so he can do a Joe Darte
by Loose dolly April 20, 2011
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darker than toby's nuts

Used to describe a moonless, starless night, or an object that seems to negate the very light surrounding it.
1. Little suzy...be a dear and fetch mommy's flashlight...its darker than toby's nuts out here!
by dale cooper March 2, 2005
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Traitor Dater

One who dates a friends ex without asking for his/her permission/approval
Girl 1- I can't believe Jessica is going out with Rodney! What a Traitor Dater!
by Iemm Nautabottleofmtndew July 23, 2009
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Chain Dater

Just like a Chain Smoker, someone who lights up one cigarette straight after the other. In this case someone who dates one person after the other. These relation-ships rarely last longer than a month. Normally Chain Daters hang around together and Chain Date each other- a common occurrence in high schools.
John has had 3 girlfriends in the past month, who also dated John's friends, they're such Chain Daters.
by etaolf December 4, 2009
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e-dater

Someone who participates in online dating regularly, particularly in mmo's. They cannot achieve a relationship irl and must resort to this. They can often be seen spreading their cancer by spamming their skype status with quotes from each other and lots of hearts. If there is any emotes ingame that expresses "love" they will use it. Including carry, kissing animations, ect. They are often fat and gay irl and this e-date will never get anywhere.
Skype status:
E-dater 1: I love you E-dater 2 *insert (inlove) skype emote*
by 1v1memecraft February 15, 2015
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danter

The witty dialogue made famous throughout various social circles by Daniel Edmonds & Peter Frazer. Based off the adoption of a serious attitude whilst conveying humourous context in conversation. Without knowing about danter, an outsider may become seriously confused listening to a party conversing in this.
Member 1: I think the world is going to explode tomorrow.
Member 2: Oh really? That would be a shame.
Member 1: Yes. It would. I mean, I haven't fed the dog.

Onlooker: Oh look. It's those two conversing in danter! It's amusing to watch.
by Tristan Craft June 13, 2006
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Online dater

7 year old: ABC FOR BFRIEND

6 year old girl: ABC

6 and 7 year olds: does it real good

Other kids: ew wth are they doing

Me: trolls od’ers

This is sadly true
I’m gonna make out with you in this kids game... I’m an online dater
by Robloxdefinitions July 6, 2019
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