Dampi

An extreme mix of failure and disgust. Beware of it's angsty behavior for it is not even a species of human. It actually has no gender but it thinks of itself as a male. It makes itself believe it's better than others and is a higher form of douche.

Douche: Dude! You suck! I'm way better!
Guy: Cool.
Douche: AHAHAHHAHA I'm totally cool!
Guy: You know what, quit being such a Dampi!
Newly-Realized Dampi: You're right!

by Kirk McAwesomer November 18, 2011

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Scott Dammit!

The exclamation one says once they realize Scott got them on a philosophical tangent during a conversation.

Person 1: "What were we talking about again?
Person 2: "Before the meaning of life? I don't remember."
Person 1: "Scott Dammit!"

by hitheremynameis February 1, 2013

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dammit in the ass!

An exclaimation and/or exhortation indicating severe displeasure with the current situation.

Dammit in the ass! I locked my fucking keys in the mutherfucking car!

by Daniliciousuptheass January 17, 2008

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Damita

Some babe who has rare beef on Smackists

But loves Budonians

Usually has boys chasing after her
Always divine

Damn she's a real Damita

by Bullet guy September 18, 2017

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Damnitity

Damnitity is a measurement of how much of a damn problem something is, or of its "damned" power.

"The damnitity of this house gets worse every day."

by PestilencePuppet February 19, 2004

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damnitwear

The best fuckin' shirts ever. Not for the sissy bible thumping "moral majority". Put on your damnitwear if you want to boast thought provoking yet offensive fashions. Although elusive, damnitwear is popular amongst some underground free-spirited and intelligent anti-social groups. damnitwear has been banned by public school administrations in the MidWest, USA and now makes its corporate home in Tampa, FL.

It's not just a T-shirt, it is damnitwear!

by damnitjames February 2, 2010

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Dammit "name"

Used when someone you know does something stupid and/or is wrong. Such as epically failing.

Devon: You were wide open!! Why didn't you shoot the basketball?
Destiny: I didn't think i could get the shot off.
Devon: ...Dammit Destiny

Person 2: We have a basketball game today.
Person 1: I LEFT MY LEBRON JAMES SHADES AT HOME!!
Person 2: ...Dammit "name".

by Caramel14cc March 20, 2011

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