A nick-name for the Daily Express – a British tabloid newspaper – used from time to time by the satirical magazine Private Eye. Like many of the Eye's jokes, its use has become more widespread.
This is just another non-story run by the famously unbiased and objective Daily Getsworse. (Yahoo Answers)
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Oh and if you can stop worrying about that. You're guaranteed to get blown up by your neighbours while asteroids fall out the skies onto your dogs head.
Oh and if you can stop worrying about that. You're guaranteed to get blown up by your neighbours while asteroids fall out the skies onto your dogs head.
Person 1: "Wow, I'm never going to a chinese ever again. The Daily Mail said that they put poison in every meal"
Person 2: "I see the Daily Fear strikes again."
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Adult: "I'm taking your videogames away from you. They'll turn you into a rapist"
Child: "Cheers Daily Fear!"
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Person 1: "If we don't vote to get rid of all the foreigners soon we're going to become a muslim country where white people will be put to death in the town centres"
Person 2: "You've been reading the Daily Fear haven't you?"
Person 2: "I see the Daily Fear strikes again."
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Adult: "I'm taking your videogames away from you. They'll turn you into a rapist"
Child: "Cheers Daily Fear!"
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Person 1: "If we don't vote to get rid of all the foreigners soon we're going to become a muslim country where white people will be put to death in the town centres"
Person 2: "You've been reading the Daily Fear haven't you?"
by Dontbelievewhatyouread March 8, 2009
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A thread posted by a troll on a message board that is anti-minority with the sole source being a link to a story in the scaremongering rag the Daily Mail (or the Daily Express or The Sun) that invariably turns out to be completely innocent and harmless.
Troll: "Muslim immigrants are eating BRITISH hamsters!!!!!! dailymail.co.uk/someshit/9454/lies"
Member: "Oh two Daily Fails in one day - well done."
Member: "Oh two Daily Fails in one day - well done."
by PabloDX9 August 21, 2009
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(ground or grinded)
-verb, noun
1. To masturbate while performing "the boring mundane parts of everyday life.
A daily monotonous job or task.
Being caught in slow moving commuter traffic." daily grind
-verb, noun
2. The daily or near-daily masturbation one performs, sometimes done with boredom.
Origin: I was brushing my teeth thinking it would be more fun to brush my teeth if I were masturbating.
(ground or grinded)
-verb, noun
1. To masturbate while performing "the boring mundane parts of everyday life.
A daily monotonous job or task.
Being caught in slow moving commuter traffic." daily grind
-verb, noun
2. The daily or near-daily masturbation one performs, sometimes done with boredom.
Origin: I was brushing my teeth thinking it would be more fun to brush my teeth if I were masturbating.
Speaker 1: Dude, you should totally try out daily dirty grinding. I daily dirty ground when I made some eggs and bacons. It's so hard, 'cause you can only use one hand!
Speaker 2: Ugh, that's gross, man! How could you cook your food when you're jacking off? You don't splooge in your eggs?
If Speaker 2 wasn't grossed out...
Speaker 2: Dude, use your head. You can jack off without using hands.
Speaker 2: Ugh, that's gross, man! How could you cook your food when you're jacking off? You don't splooge in your eggs?
If Speaker 2 wasn't grossed out...
Speaker 2: Dude, use your head. You can jack off without using hands.
by notreadyforLenny December 8, 2010
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Oh my dear daily serving of fruit how I love you.
Dear friend, I miss you in my life. Sincerely, your daily serving of fruit.
Dear friend, I miss you in my life. Sincerely, your daily serving of fruit.
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You: what's that?
Doctor: cancer ciphilus and aids.
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Doctor: cancer ciphilus and aids.
you: god damn it. Daily fabrice.
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