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Damon Baird

From gears of war, the kick-ass blonde gear from Delta Squad. Though Damon is a protagonist, he has the most abrasive and sarcastic personality of any gear. Despite this, he is a major smartass, and knows more than anyone on everything from mechanics to the locust, the enemy of the humans. Most often known as 'Baird'.

He's just about everyone's favourite character in the game, and he has many hilarious quotes throughout the series.
1. Marcus: You're Baird.

Damon Baird: Yeah, that's right, asshole. Question is, who are you?

2. Marcus: Baird, can you get a blast charge ready?

Damon: Course. Regular or extra strength?

3. Marcus: What's the status on that APC?

Damon: Status is that it sucks. The clutch plate is

cracked, I'm gonna have to take off the flywheel...

Marcus: Hey Baird...

Damon: ...And replace the drive shaft for sure...

Marcus: Enough! Just fix it!
by Who else? Me. July 29, 2011
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Dagonit

well dagonit i lost my cow !
by Milkinnthacows September 19, 2010
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Damon Salvatore

damon. aka the most misunderstood character in the whole tvd series. everyone had told him he was unworthy, useless, heartless, and a psychopath. until, he finally believed it. he believed every single word. all damon ever wanted was love, but that privilege was taken away from him. many people never allowed damon to change. he just wanted to be like everyone else, he just wanted a happy ending. no matter how much he says he is sorry, nobody will forgive him.
person: I hate damon salvatore,

you with common sense: read the definition.
by Accurate defenitions March 14, 2021
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Daion

An amazing kid that is very creative and likes filming videos, but he is to nice sometimes and gets taken advantage of. He will grow up and become very successful
Daion is very creative
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Damon Baird

Damon Baird is a beast blond character from the gears of war series.
Baird, shut the fuck up-Marcus Fenix to Damon Baird
by Spartan-279 January 24, 2011
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matt damon

Someone who always has to be THE MAN in a movie. Usually supernaturally smart.

(except in Team America LOL)
Matt Stone and Trey Parker are right. It's about time Matt Damon looked like an ugly dumbass on the big screen
by John Kerry is a good dad January 14, 2005
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Fat Damon

Someone who resembles a heavier Matt Damon and hits on women in Public.
The only way to defend against a Fat Damon is to address everyone in the vicinity, and in the most retarded voice possible proclaim, "Faaaaat Daaaamon".
Guy1: "Hey buddy, you better keep an eye on your girl. Looks like she's getting Fat Damoned at the bar."

Guy2: Approaches the bar gaining the attention of all around and proclaims in a retarded voice, "Faaaaaat Daaaaamon."
by vector 2518 SBS January 11, 2011
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