Joshua Dyson

He is a great person who is nice to most and we all love him he is ftb and will be know as one of the best guys ever and is the best at games

Joshua Dyson is the best Fortnite player

by Nigerian knome July 10, 2020

Dyson

Someone who waits for there to be a lot of work then does the crack head beat feet the fuck outta there.

No wonder Dyson was acting all sketchy when he went to lunch, he left a massive pile for us to clean up.

by Block Dog August 6, 2021

Dyson ball vaccuum

A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.

Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.

by addisteaj May 3, 2017

Dyson

A FREAKING LEGEND🔥

“I wish i was a Dyson”

by yeetfam85 May 20, 2018

dyson

(verb) to envelope or surround a celestial body, typically a star, with a Dyson sphere or Dyson swarm to harness its energy.

It's possible that we can dyson the sun in the next millenia

by Rfif February 7, 2024

A Dyson

A Dyson, commonly specified by the name retard, is often really annoying overusing the word Maoam because one of their 'friends' said it one time. Although they may not be in 'dyson community' they are still called dysons because of their stupid behavior and retarded noises made randomly.

dan was being such a dyson

by a random kiddy November 14, 2019

Dyson finger

A callus that develops on the index finger from repeated use of a Dyson vacuum

I vacuum so much that I have Dyson finger.

by Vacuumingistherapeutic September 11, 2025