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Dyson

I wish i was a Dyson
by yeetfam85 May 20, 2018
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Dyson ball vaccuum

A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.
Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.
by addisteaj May 3, 2017
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Joshua Dyson

He is a great person who is nice to most and we all love him he is ftb and will be know as one of the best guys ever and is the best at games
by Nigerian knome July 10, 2020
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Dyson Downer

The sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn't a Dyson Airblade. The feeling is especially pronounced if using a pathetic Dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.
What took you so long?
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one
by TheGreatJC June 12, 2012
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dyson air wrap

That one expensive hair curler that all women own. But if a women doesn’t own one, it means that she’s waiting for someone to buy her one.
“Hey, man! You gonna get your girlfriend something for Christmas?”
“I was planning on getting her a dyson air wrap.”
“How many of those have you given her?!”
“Not enough, apparantly.”
by anonymous June 21, 2023
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The Dyson

The person of the friend group that gets offended at most jokes that isnt made by them but its okay for them to make it
Ricky is The Dyson of the group gets offended unless he makes the jokes
by PhilTheeJu April 3, 2023
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dyson

(verb) to envelope or surround a celestial body, typically a star, with a Dyson sphere or Dyson swarm to harness its energy.
It's possible that we can dyson the sun in the next millenia
by Rfif February 7, 2024
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