The Dwight Yoakam Diet

Meaning To Only Participate Dwight Yoakam Related Things

The Four Rules To Stay By On a Dwight Yoakam Diet:

1. Listening To Only Songs With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.

2. Watching Only Things With/About/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.

3. Reading Only Books About/By/Relating to Dwight Yoakam.

4. Eating Only Dwight Yoakam Brand Food.

Ron: Kimberly has been listening to Dwight Yoakam non-stop,
it's driving me insane, but I don't know why she won't quit!!

David: Because She's Been on The Dwight Yoakam Diet!

by Yoakam not Yoakum September 2, 2009

Dwight

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. They are amazing at baseball, strongest guys out there, and one of the hottest guys you will ever see. If you ever get a Dwight hold on to them and never let them go. Trust me if you do you’ll regret it. They are the most caring and always make sure their loved ones are happy.

Dwight’s the best person in the entire world!

by Fire John June 23, 2018

Dwight Schrute

A smart and Capable Man

Person 1: Have you heard of that great beet farmer named Dwight Schrute
Person 2: You mean that wonderful salesman?
Person 1: Yes!

by anonyous3 December 26, 2020

dwightness

when one has reached an intense level of dwightism.

Rob: "Did you see Joe praying to dwight last night?"

Brian: "yeah, his dwightness has been raging lately."

by brijoe April 27, 2010

dwight d eisenhower

A building in laurel Maryland that people consider a middle school but is a whole joke

Don't go to Dwight D Eisenhower MS because it is in #708 so it sweet

by 707 OG March 25, 2017

Dehighdrated

When you are btoh dehydrated and high. Can result in some really bad things.

"I got so dehighdrated today. I was woozy from the lack of water, and after getting high i could barely take a step."

by Chronic the Hedgehog92 May 16, 2009

Dwight Alan

Handsome, inside and out. He's been through alot, and is one of the strongest people alive. He is always there for you when you need a crying shoulder. He is a good bestfriend and will always be close to the ones he's known the longest. He is good with kids. No matter what happens, he will always be there for his family. He would never cheat, or betray anyone. Loving and easy to love. He has problems showing his true feelings, but never give up on him. he is worth the wait.

Girl one: your friends with Dwight alan?

girl two: yeah, why?
girl one: Dont ever lose him. he is the best!!
girl two: i know.

by KDJ5959 May 2, 2011