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dot commerce

1. A popular scam that peaked in the mid-to-late 90s. The fundamental premise was that having a web page magically made money appear out of thin air.

2. A derisive term for a place of business.
1. I don't need to have a product to make money, I run a dot commerce business!

2. He says he was a CEO? Yeah, sure, of a dot commerce company.
by GrouchySmurf July 10, 2003
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ur mommy dot commy

a weird way to say your mom In a slang way
Hey! Your mommy dot commy!!
I think you mean your mom.

Yeah, its just a new cool way to say your mom.
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come drop your dot

Girl you claim you got hands so come drop your dot
by Jayjayforeal February 12, 2018
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Dotcommies

People in the high-tech industry who come from the former USSR and received their primary training in the Soviet education system.

NOTE: They're called this regardless of their actual political views.
Yeah, I'm working with these dotcommies at Intel. They learned code in Ukraine, and they do amazing things with PHP.
by vonschlesien December 1, 2006
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dotcomachameleon

1. one who purposely misrepresents themselves on the internet in order to mislead others into thinking they are worth getting to know.

2. a poseur
Online dating sites are full of dotcomachameleons. I really liked Bambi's profile, but when we met, SHE turned out to be fifty year old DUDE!
by Fotofly December 4, 2010
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dotcomrade

An Internet acquaintance; someone you chat with but have never actually met.
"So who's this NrdPowr32 guy?"
"I dunno. Just a dotcomrade of mine."
by epitome of incomprehensibility October 20, 2007
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Dotcommunist

1. A person who devotes their life to sharing copyrighted intellectual property for free over the internet.

2. An insult aimed at a person who choses not to follow the internet's status quo.
1. Little Billy always dreamt of being a rapper. Since he couldn't afford to buy music with his allowance, and didn't agree with it in principle, he joined his friends and became a Dotcommunist.

2. "Dude, give me the link to your MySpace site!"
"Sorry, but I don't have one."
"What? Are you some kind of Dotcommunist?"
by J2ThaP October 27, 2006
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