documentia

a mental illness that exists in the business world where someone, usually a manager, falsely believes that documentation will not only solve all possible problems that may occur, but also produce employees with an identical skill set and complete knowledge on the subject documented.

John's documentia led him to believe that servers would never crash and websites would always be available, even though Isaac had never completed the proper documentation.

by Hans Blixx December 3, 2013

documentrix

A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products who admittedly knows nothing about the software but insists upon asking an unending series of unnecessary questions and stands in your cube until you answer. Calling you at home on weekends is not out of bounds.

Bill: Hey, Mark, guess who called last night?
Mark: Let me guess, the documentrix.
Bill: Yeah, I almost interrupted my paddle whacking to answer the phone but I saw it was her number.
Mark: You couldn't finish after that, could you?
Bill: No. Pretty disappointing.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

documentress

A female contractor tasked with writing technical documentation for large software products.

Bill: Say, Mark, who's the new girl?
Mark: She's the new documentress.
Bill: Wow, I feel my pencil getting sharper already.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed March 18, 2011

Documentational

Of and relating to documentation.

The only follow up items are documentational in nature.

by Moreso September 8, 2016

document dad

the equivalent of a snack dad but for documents; a document dad always has the passports and tickets handy on family vacations

I couldn't find my passport - thank god I have a document dad!

by doris and boris November 16, 2019

'Look at the documentation!'

when someone gets annoyed by ignorant souls when they ask stupid or too many questions

dumb brains: hey, can you help us w/ matlab?
superior being: 'Look at the documentation!'

by pippa22 April 6, 2019

documantra

A film which masquerades as a documentary but is actually propaganda, repeating its sole point until it has been drilled into your brain.

Having sat through the six-hour documantra, he now believed that the guru Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh was indeed an emissary of God, who needed his 91 Rolls-Royces, diamond-encrusted Rolexes and a retinue of young women to sleep with every night.

by Monkey's Dad March 16, 2020