Dinner Distraction

When somebody distracts you with the idea of food being ready, just to get you off what you were focussing on.

Tends to be when someone wants to get your attention by the emans of using food to their advantage and ruin your focus on anything else.

Example 1

Person 1: - Dinner is ready!
Person 2: - Okay I'm coming. {Turns off computer}
Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!.
Person 2: - The dinner clearly isn't ready...

You haven't eithen put it on the plate...
Person 1: - I tricked you!

Example 2

Person 1: - Dinner is Ready!
Person 2: - I'm coming {Turns off computer}.
{Walks into Kitchen, with food still boiling and not on the plate}.
Person 2: - Why say food is ready when I can't take it into the front room yet, It's not eithen on the plate.
Person 1: - You can wait now then.
Person 2: - *sigh* fine... {Thinks Dinner Distraction}

by Dark Fox Zeurra May 12, 2010

Dinner Room

An extremely embarrassing and unforgivable way of describing a diner or cafe in a moment of panic and hesitation.

Zoey: Where do you want to meet tonight?

Christian: Uhh... The ‘dinner room’!!

by Phantom Joss June 14, 2018

dinner badge

Dried stains of kebab juice, curry sauce or gravy all over your shirt from messy eating.

That's an impressive dinner badge you've got there. What did you eat, pizza?

by Upper Class Twit August 21, 2007

Dinner with Lisa

When you go out for food, a movie or whatever and you leave your phone and all electronic devices at home.

"Hey, my girlfriend and I had a Dinner with Lisa on Saturday. We talked for hours."

by Aesculus May 26, 2016

dinner plate head

A person who has an exceptionally large head and small beady eyes with an enlarged forehead. This is most likely a cause of incest. Dinner plate heads are most commonly found in the back woods of Kentucky and other various rural states.

Man, he's got a big ole head and stick out ears. He must be a dinner plate head!

by Samantha123 November 14, 2007

Dinner Triumvirate

An ancient council of three individuals who decide what time dinner is at each and every night. They are shrouded in mystery and the only proof of their existence is in ancient tomes and scrolls recovered only recently. The power and influence they were said to wield is enormous. If they exist in these modern times, they are the most powerful human beings alive as they control the very nature of all mankind's dinner.

1. As the Dinner Triumvirate have declared it, so shall it be.

by Flug March 15, 2008

dinner masher

some body who loves to give anal sex.

After a romantic meal for two Boatyard John likes to mash Richard Newmans dinner for him via his asshole. He is a great big dinner masher.

by JPH November 27, 2003