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A Dirty Chinchilla

An unsanitary female who leaves feces, used feminine products, and an abundant amount of toilet paper to be left un-flushed.
I walked in to a smelly bathroom stall to discover an employee has left “ A Dirty Chinchilla” for all others to see.
by The Big E Boss Lady March 19, 2015
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Nasty Dirty Ass Slut

A slut who is so fucking nasty and dirty that nobody wants to fuck them or even be associated with them.
It is Sarah! She is such as Nasty Dirty Ass Slut!
by JTS2 April 29, 2021
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Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert

One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.
Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**
by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019
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Dirty Sixth

The historic entertainment strip of Sixth street in Austin, Texas, specifically East Sixth Street from Congress Avenue to highway 35. Dense with wild bars and dance clubs, there’s a reason it’s not referred to as Clean Sixth.
After happy hour let’s get weird on Dirty Sixth.
by roos86 April 26, 2019
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Dirty Gunt

A spin on the Dirty Sanchez recently created by washed up Killstream host Ethan Ralph, a Dirty Gunt consists of filming yourself sticking your thumb up a teenage girl's pooper before giving it a snifferoo.
"I got into a beef with someone on Twitter last night, so I gave myself a Dirty Gunt and sent it to them, just like my hero Ethan Ralph. Can't abort the Retort!"
by caspertheghoul August 14, 2020
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Dirty Curty

When you’re sucking on a girls titties and you cum on your stomach.
We didn’t fuck last night, but I did get a dirty curty.
by Definitley your Dad October 16, 2023
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dirty spoon

When a dirty, coffee stained spoon is left outside of a room to indicate that aggressive penetrative anal sex is being performed inside.
We better not go in there. Ben has left a dirty spoon outside the door.
by Dirty_Spoon June 15, 2016
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