dental

a rental car that you can fuck up, or not worry about small damage to

"dude i am SO SORRY i ran my shopping cart into your car."
"all good homie, it's a dental."

by McGrapeNutts December 15, 2009

Denham's Dentifrice

From the novel Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury,

Dentifrice is an old word for toothpaste, so when Montag hears Denham's Dentifrice, he is hearing an add for a new toothpaste.

Joe: Hey Rikki! You're teeth are so white! What toothpaste do you use?
Rikki: Thanks, Joe! I use Denham's Dentifrice

by livefree4evermore August 17, 2010

Mother Father Chinese Dentist

Very obscure slang/substitute for swearing in frustration or anger.

Origin:
HBO television series
Mr. Show with Bob and David (1998 season 4, episode 5: It's Perfectly Understandable)
Sketch: Pallies (A Goodfellas parody, edited for television)

David Cross turns to Jay Johnston and yells (with terrible over-dubbed editing):

"Well you's can both grab one of my *books*,
you mother*father* *Chinese dentist*"
before shooting Jay in the head.

According to the Season 4 DVD commentary, years after the show ended, cast member Paul F. Thompkins had overheard someone talking on a cel phone in a bar utter the phrase "Mother Father Chinese Dentist!"
When asked if she was a fan of the show, her reply was "What?"

by FlowersInMidgar April 19, 2007

reginald denny

The white trucker who was nearly beaten to death by the LA Four, on April 29th, 1992, at the corner of Florence and Normandy in South Central Los Angeles during the Rodney King Riots/Celebration.

Sustained severe brain damage and lives every day of his life in severe pain suffering from seizures from a crater in his head caused by an airborne brick thrown by one of his assailants, who did a NFL victory dance after braining Mr. Denny and stealing his wallet.

Was abandoned by the LAPD along with hundreds of other innocent civilians, who were victimized by career criminals during the Rodney King Riots.

A good example of why it's a good idea to hit the gas, if a bunch of guys in the ghetto try to carjack your 18 wheeler.

Reginald Denny should have run over those racist gangbangers instead of letting them into the cab of his truck.

You could be the next Reginald Denny, if you happen to work a job in a high crime area.

by Assex 776 September 27, 2007

Harvey Dent Selfie

Sending a Harvey Dent Selfie cos the other half of your face is fucked.

Harvey "Two-Face" Dent is a fictional supervillain that appears in comic books published by DC Comics, and is an enemy of Batman.

Harvey Dent was once a clean-cut district attorney of Gotham City and an ally of Batman. However, he goes insane after mob boss Sal Maroni throws acid at him during a trial, hideously scarring the left side of his face. He adopts the "Two-Face" persona.

"She always takes a Harvey Dent Selfies to make herself look hotter"

by mj911t April 2, 2015

athletic dent

Wdwhen your ass is so flat that it almost inverts into itsself creating a dent from athleticism.

omg white bitches at my school think they have fatties when they really have the athletic dent.

by peyton solomine July 6, 2017

Flight Atten-dent

When a flight attendant rams into your knee, ankle, foot or any other body part with the service cart, you've suffered a flight atten-dent. Usually they are only minimally contrite because they view your presence on their flight as a necessary evil.

Man, my knee is still throbbing from that flight atten-dent I got when she was busy talking as she pushed the cart right at me.

by Lazarus727 April 2, 2011