defetus

An unrealistic mindset that leads a person to believe she can make money simply by giving birth.

An attitude not grounded in reality.

Jake: "I just don't believe that bitch thinks she's gonna get millions just because she can have multiple kids."

Joan:"Yeah. That's what I call a real defetus attitude."

by Humor Smith February 23, 2009

deftapes

a lovely instagram editor who is cool asff. she is the sweetest person ever and is another wife of well known actor Louis Partridge ‼️‼️

Omg deftapes! You’re so amazing give me money now 👋

by louispartridgewifeeasf January 14, 2021

yeetus defetus

when you kick a man in their testicular area, you can make sure they don't have any children.

I got mad at a boy teasing me so I said yeetus defetus and now he probably won't be having kids in a while.

by yeastus September 25, 2020

Marcus defty

A guy with a small dick and messed up freinds who put shit on porn hub and lie about shagging girls . Also a guy who is scared of Fanny’s and could also be know as small dick defty.

Marcus defty: yes u did shag him I don’t even understand why your still lying.

I don’t have a small dick.

by Soluman Buckley casem December 29, 2018

deftotes

A mixture of def and totes, used like "really" or "for sure".

-- We should deftotes go to the mall today.
-- Deftotes.

by deftotesman April 22, 2011

deft

Adroit; Dextrous

Aye yo! That move was deft.

by Jim Finesse October 16, 2015

Defit

To defit or tear down the inside of a building or retail shop.

The shop defit will be completed on Thursday.

by Gilly the security guy March 12, 2019