danish

a miserable non-existing virgin vermin

You look a little danish today.

by dwarflover3000 November 26, 2023

danish

a dick that destroys other peoples dick

i need a danish to teach me a lesson, and get me unstuck

by dwarflover3000 November 26, 2023

Danish Zehen

Cutest and the kindest person ever seen ❤He was a youtuber,he was really hardworking and talented.....He used to call his fam;Fambruh even though he is not with us he will always be alive in ur heart. Imysfm 🥺

Danish Zehen

by Littlemusssss November 30, 2020

danish landmine

A Lego brick left on the floor that you step on in the middle of the night..

I went to get a midnight snack and stepped on a danish landmine my kid had left in the kitchen. I couldn't walk for three days.

by weasel1969 October 12, 2017

Danish Tent Assembly

The act of throwing a sheet over the erect penis of a man asleep on an Ikea futon.

We can't live in a studio apartment anymore. Last night when my mom stopped by, a quick Danish Tent Assembly was necessary.

by FordLimbo March 14, 2011

danish weekend

a euphemism for sex with pastries.

"That doughnut looks delicious."
"Hands off! I'm saving it for a danish weekend."

by randytaylor May 20, 2009

Danish exit

Sudden and unanounced leaving from a cool party using a seemingly harmless excuse.

A danish exit would be: "wait a sec guys i'm just dropping off my bag at home here and be right back!"

by Derpenstein1977 October 11, 2013