Dry Cush 

Being in a state of apathy; just not giving a fuck.

1: You're on some bullshit right now.
2: Nigga no, I'm on that dry cush.

Dry Cush by straight_evil January 29, 2007

cushiepow 

sex that only lasts 5 minutes

“you tryna cushiepow and chill later”

cushiepow by zobo04 August 9, 2019

actin a custard 

Philly slang. Young buhls who be gettin mad for no reason. Rowdy ass buhls wit some adhd type shii.

Chill on kswap tj, you actin a custard, yung buhl got da ak with jeans on and da hoodie for real

actin a custard by JamesMilano September 17, 2020

Custerdome 

A fictional skyscraper containing the luxury apartment where the plot of Steely Dan's song Gaucho unfolds.

"Bodacious cowboys such as your friend will never be welcome here high in the Custerdome"

Custerdome by sabrehagen November 22, 2011

Cussy 

A car pussy. Based on the theory that if in the Disney Pixar animated movie cars there are male and female cars and also baby cars. That implies that there is a car pussy. i.e. a Cussy.

Hasan has an obsession with the Cussy since he can't get laid anymore.
Why is Cussy even a thing?

Cussy by xXxPanthomaifan69xXx August 22, 2021

Custer 

A Custer is a buster with a C … Cause I’m a muthafucc’n Crip!!!♿️

“Get yo Custer ass Up out of here”

Custer by JuggDaLocc January 20, 2022

Customer Service 

A job which causes your ass to bleed like hell, your psyche to be corrupted by severe hatred and psychosis, and which has significantly increased the suicide rate of humans. You always have to take it up the ass by these whiny, bitchy, brain-fucked assholes that are called "customers" who do nothing but scream, complain, and make your life a living hell. Finding an actual intelligent and non-bitchy customer is like selling a pack of Grand Prix cigarettes: it's so fucking rare that it almost never happens.

-"I'm sorry but I do not have enough money to cash this payroll check at the moment."
"What? No, I want a manager, right now."
"Fine, bitch, I'll call a manager for you, but it's not going to change the fact that I don't have enough money in my fucking till."

-"OMG THIS IS THE WORST CUSTOMER SERVICE I HAVE EVER HAD, YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE ANY MORE CHEETOS IN STOCK, THAT'S IT IM NEVER COMING HERE AGAIN, WALMART IS GOING TO DRIVE YOUR ASS OUT OF TOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Go ahead. I'm a full-time college student working almost a full-time job at minimum wage, sleep-deprived and hardly getting homework done on time. You don't know how few shits I give."

-"I want your number to corporate because these cookies rang up 99 cents more than advertised!!!"

-"OMG THATS IT IM REPORTING YOU GUYS TO THE BBB FOR FALSE ADVERTISING!!!!"
"Cool story bro, want a fucking trophy or something?"

-"I swear, once I graduate and receive my degree, I'm going to kiss all of you asshole customers goodbye for a real job!"

Customer Service by corruptedbyhate April 9, 2013