Some one who gives irrelevant or unhelpful advice often based in their own prejudices and assumptions.
(often accuses others of being askholes for ignoring said advice)
(often accuses others of being askholes for ignoring said advice)
girl: Which dress makes me look sexier the green or red?
cuntsultant: Neither; you ought to wear that shapeless black dress to hide all your wobbly bits.
I asked that cuntsultant if she had any advice on getting a girl friend and she advised me to become gay.
cuntsultant: Neither; you ought to wear that shapeless black dress to hide all your wobbly bits.
I asked that cuntsultant if she had any advice on getting a girl friend and she advised me to become gay.
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When a stripper forcefully pounds you on the chest with her bare vagina in the middle of a forward facing lap dance
I held her hips as she straddled me and ground away, then – BOOM! – she lifted to her knees and cuntslapped me! Took my breath away!
by om@r.m@ssif November 9, 2016
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He is pro-feminist cuntservative.
by TheOtherSlimShydi August 28, 2016
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Get the Cuntzilla mug.A toxic, manipulative and stupid woman who resides in Narnia.
She has no basic English competency skills.
Acts entitled because she has children.
Uses them as she sees fit to increase her own cash flow and wilfully damages their relationship with other family members.
Spends large sums of money on peroxide, fake nails, crystals, poorly done cosmetic procedures and copious amounts of cheap wine. The human equivalent of smegma.
She has no basic English competency skills.
Acts entitled because she has children.
Uses them as she sees fit to increase her own cash flow and wilfully damages their relationship with other family members.
Spends large sums of money on peroxide, fake nails, crystals, poorly done cosmetic procedures and copious amounts of cheap wine. The human equivalent of smegma.
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