Cunnilingus

The act of performing oral sex on a woman.
See also: giving head, going down on, etc.

69 sex involves the woman sucking off the man as the man performs cunnilingus on the woman.

by Zaladim February 19, 2009

cunningham

When you jizz on someone's shoes, then hide them in the oven. See also shoedini.

Adam: Why are there some sticky sandals in the oven?

Paul: Oh yeah, I totally cunninghamed Julie last night.

by Shoelover696969 August 29, 2009

cunnilingus

Every man's sacred and cherished duty to his significant other. Having a girlfriend/wife and not doing it for her is like having a Ferrari around you only politely drive in street traffic.

I gave my girlfriend cunnilingus, she was wriggling in ineffable pleasure, revealing her raw self to me, finally collapsing in cathartic paroxysm. It was the hottest moment.

by samd12345 February 24, 2007

cunning ham

The act of watching porn on your cellphone while taking a shit and then shooting your load all over the shit before flushing.

"I was watching Dawson's Crack last night and so had to pull a cunning ham."

by abg2011 December 1, 2011

Cunnilingus Forehead Pillow

A Fupa that is comfortable enough to rest your head on during cunnilingus.

Last night Chad went down on this fat girl, but was so drunk he fell asleep on her Cunnilingus Forehead Pillow.

by Mikey B. January 27, 2005

Cunnylingus

aka Muff diving, licking a woman's cunt.

I want to give her cunnylingus

by Stu November 28, 2003

The Cunning Linguist

A codeman for a that can walk the walk and talk the talk with the best of the best. His codeman is usually mistaken for a sexual act or being a person that has sex in his mind but in reality refers to his ability to talk himself out of trouble or talk himself into convincing or fooling the ordinary person. A cunning linguist has a lot of confidence in what he says and does, keeps his word, and cuss someone out when mad. Other traits that define a cunning linguist being a smartass, bragging, and being witty.

He is such a suave talker that the ladies call him The Cunning Linguist.

by The Notorious Robbie G October 28, 2011