cunundrom

A person place or thing that is in a safe situation surrounded by cats and dogs that have tea parties every hump day(friday if you dont know). Every time you enter a cunundrom, you are instantly considered a god among pigs and swine

Gee, i sure am a cunundrom!

by THe pro fessor January 18, 2015

Conjunculator Valve

Dickhead, often related to a photographer.
Usually abbreviated to Con Valve

Fuck me that snapper is a massive Conjunculator Valve

by Pastiche May 6, 2015

Conjungulation

The earths natural state of uneven ground.

The golf courses conjungulations are making it a difficult source.

by Trevor32456 September 22, 2018

conjunted

That thing I said one time instead of conjoined.

“We’re conjunted twins!”

“Don’t you mean conjoined?”

by Skesweater May 23, 2020

conjunkulate

Usually for a male, when your junk congregates in the front, looking lumpy or misshapen.

Dude I hate this picture. Everything is so conjunkulated

by hoeseph69 April 9, 2020

conjunktion

A crappy-a** word dat does a sub-par job of connecting two portions of a clause or sentence.

Da word "ain't" is a really cheesy conjunktion to splice a subject and predicate together in a sentence.

by QuacksO March 25, 2021

Cumjunctivitus

When you cum in your eye and it hardens so you become temporarily blind.

For example:
"I can't fucking see! I've got cumjunctivitus!"

by ThiccNonce69 June 7, 2021