cumunist

A person who is or demonstrates the traits of a extremely gay individual who cums on all things while supporting communist ideals.

The cumunist in the USSR would cum all over things to provide flavor to non edible items to make eating them easier.

by Nobody6987 May 10, 2017

cummunity chest

The bare chest of a female to which a large amount of men share ejaculating on, either at the same time or different times.

Bro, have you heard of the cummunity chest yet?

No, but thank goodness, my sheets were getting stale.

by RockinSockin May 20, 2014

cumsundheit

The act of sneezing semen out of one's nose after having a guy cum into the nostrils.

I finally talked my girlfriend into letting me skeet in her nose, but right after I nutted, she sneezed my jizz back out all over me and then I said, "cumsundheit."

by Curtzilla March 12, 2015

Cumunibate

Masturbating and cumming while engaging in phone sex

Hey bae wanna cumunibate tonight?

by V.Druid August 4, 2016

Cumgun

a gun that shoots semen

shoot ur cumgun nigga
aight bruv
OOF

by vLudini June 5, 2018

Cumgun

A dick

You used your cumgun to shoot me in the eye

by Katiekat69696 July 14, 2018

Cumjunktivitis

When you shoot a massive load of junk and land it right in a girls eye.

She better go see her optometrist, cause I gave her cumjunktivitis

by Bennyfockingpowers August 19, 2018