Cumguzzlingcockwomble

A person who thinks the earth is flat.

John; Hey guess what joe?
Joe; What mate?
John; The earth is flat and it's under gods glorious dome.
Joe; shut the fuck up you cumguzzlingcockwomble!

by bbksurfacing October 2, 2018

cumguzzler

(noun)

: one who frequently performs fellatio and swallows male ejaculate
: one who shamelessly enjoys swallowing semen to the extent one will literally guzzle the loads of several men at a time, and often quite a large group of men (8+)

My newest girl at the club was eager to earn favor with the clientele, so I agreed to an extra shift as long as she spent it on her knees in men’s VIP restroom. The little cumguzzler swallowed 27 loads that night!

by Pimper-of-Prostitutes August 28, 2020

Cumguzzler

A person who drinks cum

You’re such a cumguzzler

by Festivals May 27, 2021

Cumguzzling faggot

When a homosexual man gets on his knees and you cum in his mouth and he precedes to gurgle your cum before swallowing

Person 1: you bro you were just a cumguzzling faggot

Person 2: yea bro I got you don't worry, no homo

by Big_black-guys May 28, 2022

Cumguzzler

Someone who swallows male semen and barks like a dog afterwards.

“Oh my god! That Matt O’Shea is such a cumguzzler! That’s why his teeth always look so white!”

by oefx November 3, 2022

cumguzzling thundercunt

A comeback you say to your friends when they unironically call you short.

Friend: “ur short” you: “stfu you cumguzzling thundercunt”

by Dickbiggerthandrake420 February 22, 2024

Cumguzzler

(not to be confused with Cum Guzzler)

A word derived from the phrase Cum Guzzler, used as a bypassed word on the Nintendo 3ds and Nintendo Switch consoles, mentioned commonly in Tomodachi Life songs involving bypassing the swear filter

Random Person: Yo Tomodachi Life Player! What did you name your Mii's kid

Tomodachi Life Player: Cumguzzler

by CometStealYoLungs April 22, 2024