caffers

A disgusting, blob-like creature that is formed from pure, concentrated cancer.

It's mating call resembles the sound of someone puking.

Jaypurs, that caffers is really fucking disgusting.

by Agnew March 23, 2005

cofferette

The practice of accompanying a cup of coffee with a cigarette. Or a cigarette with a coffee. The confluence of fag and brown water and the 5-10 minutes of skiving it enables. In Latin nations this is replaced with the caferillo.

"I'm going out of my mind with stress! Seriously. I'm gonna die! Or kill someone! Or die and THEN kill someone! Help!"

"Calm down young one, have a soothing cofferette..."

by mikegloady December 9, 2008

Chuffer

A person who either takes their stuff to the gym more often than they climb, someone who consistently and constantly gives BS beta, or tries to start a problem 2-3 grades above their level and never progresses

He's such a Chuffer

by ChossBawlzz January 16, 2017

cuffed

held in handcuffs (by police)

after the match al me mates were cuffed

by dilbert scrunchie June 18, 2003

cuffed

A word commonly used in South Africa meaning to get caught or to get into trouble for something.

"I can't believe you got cuffed by your parents for going to the party!"

"Do you think I willl get cuffed if I skip school?"

by fallenangel1006* September 22, 2009

knob chuffer

a person that is even more annoying than a cock or a penis but not quite as annoying as a motherfucker.

Pete: Paul you are such a cock
Paul: YES, you're right. I think i will go away and re-evaluate my life, thankyou for bringing this to my attention.
Pete: knob chuffer!

by SarahJane March 3, 2004

cuffed

Having experienced a complete and utter defeat at the hands of another group/team/individual.

A.S. Roma were cuffed (7-1) by Manchester United in the 2007 Champions League quarter final (second leg)

by Captain Haggis May 16, 2007