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cube grazing

Similar to cube cruising, this term reflects an individual that spends most mornings (particularly Mondays) or lazy afternoons wandering from cube to cube to pause and talk about the past weekends activities, but also what's on tap for the next weekend, that night, what's for lunch, or any subject matter whatsoever. Upon moving from cube to cube, the same story can be heard being told repeatedly throughout the day. This person often "grazes" in an effort to avoid work at all possible costs.
These are examples that lead to cube grazing:

Mark was asking Lisa what she's having for lunch today?

John came into the office all smiles and asked everyone, "Did you guys see the game yesterday?"

Suzie was looking forward to spending time with her husband on their anniversary weekend and getting away. She proceeded to let everyone know that they were going on vacation by turning her "Out of Office message" on Thursday.
by smacktard21 October 4, 2010
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Caubled

Too completely, and utterly fuck something up. Brainless, lack of brain function to complete simple tasks.
Neal caubled the game, causing his team to lose.
Ryan caubled the t-shirt, by trying it on when he knew it was way too small for him.
by shinallsm January 2, 2011
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layin' cable

The act of performing a very long and drawn out bowel movement. An extremely long pooper if you know what I mean.
Bradley was in the bathroom for almost two hours layin' cable...he destroyed that thing.
by Stevie Y December 28, 2005
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Tow Cable

The act of farting around a friend and walking in circles around them, wrapping them in your paralyzing pungent oder. A form of crop dusting. (V).
Chris decided a trip to the fridge would also involve firing a sulfur tow cable at Brad that stopped him right in his tracks.
by SirBuddrick December 17, 2009
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Ham Cubes

Look at Kendle's ham cubes fluttering in the wind.
by Lizeah March 30, 2011
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Pleasure Cube

The greatest white rapper of our time. Notable for many songs such as Yellow Cello, Rap God, Better Yoko Ono, and Rap Sad, he has lived inside many people.Pleasure Cube, now called P Cube, is not human, he is a GOD. he has first been known to live inside Mozart but now lives inside Blake West. In his Blake West form he became the most popular kid in the school, and got tens of kids to sign his hat and become rapper themselves. among these are Slim Slimy, MC Mikey, F Cube, U Cube, C Cube, and K Cube. He died several times but came back, then finally retired for the last time with his swan song,Rap Sad. His website was taken down, but the link is wiiuforlife.wixsite.com/mysite
Pleasure Cube is the greatest rapper of our time
by TheHylian12 February 13, 2017
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Laying a cable

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"
Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off
by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009
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