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cobble

(v): describes the act of putting together an income from a variety of sources, rather than the traditional one-income, one-job norm.
"Although I used to have a job, now I cobble to make ends meet."

"Cobbling is a much more fulfilling way to live my life; while I don't necessarily know where my next paycheck will come from, I am able to pursue several different interests at once.
by worldli February 27, 2009
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Chubblet

Check out that chubblet in the music video for mariah carreys "Fantasy"
by Kevin Francis August 27, 2011
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Cumbleweed

Long neglected wad of facial tissue containing dried seminal fluids, often found under the bed or in corner of the room.
"While mom was cleaning Johnny's neglected room, she discovered that the entire underside of the bed was littered with cumbleweeds."
by 1101101101 April 16, 2014
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cumbled

To be humbled by the volume or amount of cum ejaculated by your partner.
“I usually pride myself on my ability to swallow his load, but last night I was cumbled- I nearly choked and could not hold it all in my mouth- it was full geyser status”
by OccasionallySekhmet September 1, 2022
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Cobbler’s Buckle

When receiving felatio from a partner. The giver will be squating in front of you. In the heat of the moment they defecate onto your shoe. Would stain and leave a brown mark. Resembling a Cobbler’s Buckle.
So after she finished. I looked down and she’d done a shit on my shoes! Had to spend the rest of the evening with a Cobbler’s Buckle on my brand new shoes!!
by Pezza 81 October 24, 2023
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Ass-cobbler

1) a complete dill weed who looks at your girlfriends ass
Dill weed: "Damn, look at that ass!"

Boyfriend: (he overheard) "yo buddy back off my girl ass- cobbler!"

Dill weed: " whoa there! Sorry bout dat friend!"

( the ass-cobbler is jumped, tea bagged multiple times, and then stripped, having to walk home naked with shame D)
by CUNGALUNGA July 13, 2012
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squat cobbler

Squat Cobbler: (skwät ka-blēr)

The fetishized act of a man who sits in pie(s). Particular attention is given to the man's clothed/costumed buttocks and the specific "wiggling around" gyrations that are made once the man has sufficiently mounted the pastry.

Squat cobbling and it's variants are designed to titillate the senses and are often stored on various forms of digital media. Specialist squat cobblers, such as "crybaby squat cobblers", (a male who sits in pie while crying like a baby) are rare but in very high demand amongst pie sitting hobbyists.

(Squat cobbler videos will always feature a fully clothed or costumed man, who's pie sitting and wiggling of the buttocks will always be performed within all legal boundaries.)

AKA: "Hoboken Squat Cobbler", "Boston Cream Splat", "Full Moon Pie" and the oft requested "Dutch Apple Ass"
I stopped going on fullcreamahead.org for watching squat cobbler vids dude... I found a guy who will do custom dutch-apple-ass squat cobbling movies and only accepts baseball cards as payment bro!
by Russell. D.Jimmz August 19, 2016
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