crabs

There are two kinds of crabs:

1. The tasty underwater kind

2. The not-tasty underwear kind

1. Bob: Seafood sounds good.
Cindy: Let's go to the store and get crabs to boil and eat tonight.

2. Bob: My junk itches rather badly.
Cindy: You probably have crabs.

by Brittanyk92 April 5, 2009

bear cubs fighting under a blanket

When woman has an ass so fine it looks like two small bear cubs fighting under a blanket when she walks.

"Damn, That girls ass in those jeans looks like two bear cubs fighting under a blanket."

by 99z28mark April 4, 2009

Crabs

A sexually transmitted disease contracted through sleeping with the infected. It results in an infestation of pubic lice in your pubic region and it itches so bad you'll wish you were dead.

I got crabs now i want to die

by Marla Singers vagina December 10, 2009

Mr crabs

Someone you dont wanna get in bed with. Shoots red sperm.

He was shit in bed. Must of been a Mr Crabs.

by Reus May 31, 2015

Catching Crabs

When your pubic area is itchy and dirty after banging many people

Stink John was out catching crabs after he was banging the homeless lady on New Year's Day in Philadelphia

by Centimeter J June 11, 2019

cubasni

A bar/club that occurs in a residential home. The primary function of the house originally was residence, but because of its popularity has become a bar/club that regulars visit even when the owner of the home is not home. It is not a commercial venue, but a place that everyone consistently gravitates to because of the bar/club activities that take place there 24/7. Traditionally cubasnis are designed to accommodate bar/club activites and have pong tables, bars, lounges, black/strobe lights, stripper poles, etc installed.

"What are you up to tonight?"

"I'm going to swing by The ONYX cubasni."

by ToddNorthrup June 29, 2009

Cubassole

Yet another derogatory term for a Woman, but not just ANY Woman. A Cubassole is a Woman who has the proven ability to be a Cunt, Bitch and Asshole, simultaneously.

It was obviously HER fault, but somehow she convinced him it was HIS and he apologized. Crazy.....I'd say she just made Cubassole status.

by S. Noodle March 24, 2011