Crustaceous Period

When you poop and don't wipe and just sit there for a while.

"When did the Poopasaurus live again?"
"That was in the Crustaceous period."

by W0lfen April 4, 2021

crustacean

A salty person who is known as a bottom feeder . They are usually greasy and never shower. They also always look out for themselves and not others, and make fun of their so called bros.

A:Man, this kid is such a crusty Crustacean!
B:Why is that?
C:Because he always makes fun of me, and never takes a shower.

by Jay-Lo Wizzle April 30, 2012

fange crustation

when a girl has crust all over her pussy .

dave : yeah i shagged that sket last night , she had a fange crustation it woz well rank
mike : err thats ill

by bashar September 2, 2005

Crustaceous

1.) The last bit of time that peninosaurs walked the earth.
2.) A scab-like period, in which the poor girl bleeds clotted blood wads, that are...you guessed it... "crusty."

"Her Crustaceous period, caused her to bleed even more, as it cut her insides"

by Mattie Macabre December 4, 2007

crack crustaceans

Vaginal fungus.

My crack crustaceans are more uncomfortable than a Swedish weather girl at a John Leslie convention.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

crustache

When guys get food stuck in their mustache and leave it there

"eww, go clean your crustache"

by Trix... November 5, 2006

Crustacean

1. A name for crust punk friends.

2. slang word for crust punk.

"joey is a crust punk" "joey is a crustacean"

by Anonomonomous December 28, 2008