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Crum

"Dave was high af last night, so when he was fucking Synthia he thought that here face had turned into a demon."
"Bet he crummed really hard."
by Dordobolong May 23, 2022
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crum / garbage / squarehead

ewww. yuck. garbage. square. self explanitory. people you need to stay away from, or you may become intaminated.
reegan k. is a sqaurehead.
dustin m. is a yucky pile of garbage.
jesse m. is both garbage, and landmark crum.
troy b. is ick.
if you have come across ANY of the following, you have met a crum / garbage / squarehead. i feel pain for you.
by tkrys January 31, 2009
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crums

verb, noun, adjective or any "fill in the blank" word to describe anything at any given time.
"omg you can be so crums sometimes!"
by professor crums January 13, 2009
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Crummed

Doing half a job or not doing a job properly.
Why isn't this working properly? It's likely the engineer crummed it.
by Jupback July 8, 2020
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Crum

When you crap and cum at the same time.
Lornes head was so good it made me crum. I was cleaning up the entire next day.
by Willaskin January 1, 2024
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Crum Crobbler

Slang for an annoying little shit who's gonna shit the bed in life at any moment. Most likely spends all their time on discord and relies on their mother or father.
Me: "Man I hope I don't turn out like dream when I'm older.."
Friend: "Yeah he's a real *Crum Crobbler*."
by EthanCannot December 15, 2023
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Crum Snake

A person notoriouslly known to only come around to crash smoke sessions. Also, attempts to incuspiculously steal part of the bowl during session in a pretentious way.
Don't be loud about our session the Crum Snake as lurking around and I don't want him in on it, plus I've seen him pour the bowl onto his watch.
by JustDontGiveAF October 26, 2009
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