crowcrow

A booger in your nose; snot.

My nose is full of crows! Pass me a tissue so I can blow these crowcrows out of my nose.

by A to the L to the E to the X April 26, 2006

crowbarred

To have a tooth removed

I have to get this wisdom tooth crowbarred out. Not being able to chew sucks.

by Chugach April 26, 2003

crowbarrower

Refers to someone who selfishly/insensitively uses unfair "leveraging" techniques (guilt tripping, promises of windfall sales/profits, grandiose business-opportunity hyping, nepotism-type whiny pleading "But I'm your ___... surely you should want to help one of your own kin!", etc.) to pressure others into giving him "seed money" to start his own business, but then simply using the coerced funds for non-business-startup expenditures, while either totally abandoning his original aspirations to set up shop on his pwn, or at best unmotivatedly proceeding with his plans in an apathetic lackluster manner that almost guarantees failure... just like a crow who hungrily devours the corn kernels that the farmer has just planted, he simply "eats the seed money" to fill his tummy right away, rather than waiting to let the seed "germinate and flourish" into a much more bountiful harvest sometime in the future, where there would be corn galore on which to sate his appetite.

I never lend money to my indolent self-centered cousin --- some of my relatives may be taken in by his enthusiastic sales-pitches of business-optimism, but I think he's just being a crowbarrower, merely to avoid having to get a regular job like every other able-bodied soul has to.

by QuacksO October 1, 2017

crowbar

According to anime characters in certain arcs, a crowbar is an "unspeakable bar thing", for no obvious and apparent reason.

*A Notices that B is holding a crowbar, but has no idea of what that is.*
A: "What is that?"
B: "It's some Kind of unspeakable bar thing."

by KryanThePacifist November 10, 2017

Crowbar fishing

It’s when you put a crowbar inside a woman’s pussy after previously ejaculating into the woman’s genetalia, and trying to fish out the dead baby.

Jonathon- I’m sorry I slipped the crowbar in mother!
Mother- next time use a lamp post.

Jonathon- *default dances and mines up a pole with his diamond pick* sorry for crowbar fishing mother!

by Niggaslutlmao69 April 8, 2019

Crowbar

One prying for information while drunk.

Jonnys such a crowbar!

by Lmvd14 May 1, 2020

Crowbard

To grab an Unsuspecting Victim by the back of the Neck and Aggressively slam their Face against a Table or Hard Surface

Bro did you see Jesse just got fucking Crowbard like a little bitch

by I Like Chicken Fisting November 1, 2020