hover craft

A Person that has no friends so just stands by you hovering while doing absolutly nothing

Curtis_ Hey Tyler! . .Who's that guy standing beside you?

Tyler_ Ohh He's Just a Hover Craft

by T Masta H December 28, 2005

Craft

An April Fools joke made by youtubers, DanIsNotOnFire (Dan Howell) and AmazingPhil (Phil Lester.) It consisted of them making a YouTube channel with one video about arts and crafts.

Don't cry, craft.

by juliaock September 8, 2015

croit

A fictitious muscle group (also, gloits). Often used sarcastically to deride those who take their work-outs too seriously.

Gym Rat: Oh man, I really pumped some iron today.
Smart Ass: Really hammered your croits, eh?
Gym Rat: Aw, yeah, sure did.
Smart Ass: Idiot.

by poetcetera March 27, 2010

Word Cruft

To take a non-existent, yet plausible-sounding word, and give it a definition. Words like telecrastination and cromulent and pretty much everything else on Urban Dictionary are what is called Word Cruft.

Tim: Hey, did you see the latest pictures of Brooke Shields? What a babe-o-rama! I'd definitely like to ramjam her!

Jim: Lay off the word cruft already, Tim.

by Nemephosis August 14, 2011

crofo

a cracka ass motherfucker

"Man bob, you's a crofo"

"Shut up Antwon"

by timtim November 16, 2004

craft - nigga hours

At the hours of 8pm - 11pm nigga's gather to craft, its a daily ceremony and those who disobey it are usually shot

Girl: Hey, whats doing tonight between 8pm - 11pm, I'm home alone
Me: Um, you for real? Bitch its craft - nigga hours, get wit it

by FATNIBBASEASON October 23, 2017

small craft advisory proof

A boat that is large enough to go out during a small craft advisory. Usually 35-40 feet long or bigger.

Damn we cant go out this weekend because my 18 foot Tracker is not small craft advisory proof.

by steelheader March 13, 2008