greatest music critic of all time

Dr. David Thorpe, PHD, a NASA scientist.

See David Thorpe and www.somethingawful.com/yourbandsucks

by slakresistance September 17, 2004

Hippy Critical

When a hippy makes that all-too-common switch to consumer around their mid twenties.

hippy 1 : "Man I saw Murphy all coked up and being a snarky prick last night at a sports bar... and wearing pink shorts."

hippy 2 : "Ya, he's been really hippy critical lately. Fuckin pussy I hate him."

by Stitchur Pistol September 18, 2010

Critical Race Theory

Or CRT or Can’t be Responsible for Themselves Is the theory based on being a victim at all times. This theory perpetuates the idea of being lesser and will never bring one to the realization that only they, themselves, can be their own salvation. See Free Will.

Man Critical Race Theory is just another way of keeping us down. FACTS.

by CKing31 November 23, 2021

Critical Thrace Theory

the harbinger of death.

Critical Thrace Theory will lead us all to our end

by Queen Buttrix June 27, 2021

Critical Race Theory

Or CRT or Can’t be Responsible for Themselves Is the theory based on being a victim at all times. This theory perpetuates the idea of being lesser and will never bring one to the realization that only they, themselves, can be their own salvation. See Free Will.

Man Critical Race Theory is just another way of keeping us down. FACTS.

by CKing31 November 24, 2021

critical hit

1. A term for an attack doing either double damage, or significantly more damage than usual. Taken from the game manuals and guides of countless RPGs, including but not limited to Pokemon and Dungeons & Dragons, and anything themed after D&D, etc.

Sweet, my near-dead-Machamp's/Fighter's Revenge/Cleave attack scored a critical hit on that Tyrrannitar-with-poor-defense/weak Kobold!!!PWN!!!!11!

by aka_Pyro July 5, 2007

mission critical

Tired phrase that is over used in the business world to describe dire or crucial needs. This term gained wide use starting in the mid-1990s and really should go away.

It's mission critical that all systems must be operational.

by gollen October 22, 2003