Isaiah Cribbs

a fine loving person who always loves to make people laugh and always has their back.it will not stop being people's friends.and he is the best friend anyone could ever have.that is the only reason someone needs a Isaiah Cribbs in real life.he can pull any girl he wants at any time.what is best friend his name samia and jamiya and if you have him in your life luckiest person ever.

Isaiah Cribbs is a lovable person

by Zay Cribbs November 7, 2019

Unborn Crib Midget

Slang for sperm, jizz, spunk, nut and cum.

Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.

Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.

by geederd December 12, 2021

sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs

when one sweats profusely

Im sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs:

oh no there's nothing down there, just the laundry room

by hombredelobo November 21, 2011

Cribbing

To complain. A mild form of whining.

Quit cribbing about how rough your day has been.

by Virgo4 January 12, 2010

crib

1. Place of residence, esp for a home boy from the hood.

2. What a baby sleeps in.

1. Call over ma crib later for some drinks

2. The baby's in the crib, awww

by magicloudz December 6, 2003

da crib

Yo house or someone else's house.

"I'm chillen' at da crib."

by Rica May 17, 2005

utica crib

An adult-size restraining bed, this wooden crib was equipped with a lid and was capable of being locked. It was designed in 1845 by Dr. Anabanel of France. In 1846, Dr. Amariah Brigham, the first superintendent of the "New York State Lunatic Asylum" brought the crib to the asylum in Utica, New York. Several modifications were made on the original design and thus the "Utica Crib" was born. The crib was designed in such a way that air could flow freely between the top and sides. The bottom was cushioned with layers of straw. The crib was used in case of "exhaustion" when the physical health of the patient demanded that (s)he be kept in bed. Additionally, the crib could be suspended on chains and rocked to calm the patients. The last remaining Utica Crib was removed from use on January 18, 1887.

Calm down or on in to the Utica Crib you'll go.

by vjesci April 11, 2007