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credit card

A plastic card issued by a loan shark. Usually has a set amount with interest added every month.
I got my new MasterCard credit card in the mail.
by Crono February 24, 2003
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credit card

what you use to pay for an expensive whore
Hey man, I just had to pay my credit card limit for that whore over there, but damn she was good!!!!
by burtonsnow25 March 6, 2009
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Credit Card Ass

When a person's pants are up their butt making a perfect slide for a credit card.
by KAMAH April 21, 2008
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credit card it

what you yell when you vigerously swipe the side of your hand between someones cleavage, butcrack, crotch crack, or any other crack on the body... like swiping a credit card.
david ran up to alice and yelled "CREDIT CARD IT!!" while credit carding her tits.
by mobey dick March 15, 2008
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Okie credit card

A short length of hose used to syphon gasoline from someone else's gas tank. You syphon the gas into a bucket, coffee can, or any other appropriate (or inappropriate) receptacle, then put it into your own gas tank.

The operator of an Okie credit card will almost always start the syphon by sucking on it, rather than covering the end of it with his thumb, then pulling the hose out a way. After all, this is an OKIE credit card.

Before the mid-1970s, you could use a length of garden hose for a Okie credit card. But in those dark days, Those Who Know What's Best for You and Me made the gas tank entrance holes much smaller. They said they did this to keep people from using unleaded gasoline, which was dispensed from a wide nozzle. But the real reason they did this was to make it harder to use an Okie credit card.
Joe Bob used his Okie credit card to get him some gas outta Billy Jim's Chevy.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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the credit card

Turn your hand sideways and come up behind someone swiping your hand from bottom to top of ass crack like a credit card
Eric gave Michael the credit card and then smelled his hand
by Levetti Spaghetti March 19, 2017
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Running the credit card and getting the receipt

Much like credit card swipping, you take your hand and swish it upward in someone's ass crack to cause them to jump forward and clinch their ass. You get the receipt when they are most vulnerable...lurched forward and nuts in the open. At that point, you take your other hand and hit them in the nuts, as you are taking the receipt.
"Damn....did you see Matt running the credit card and getting the receipt on Roger?"
by John William Matson July 16, 2008
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