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creaming my pants

More than 5 music playback devices playing Vanessa Carlton's "1000 Miles" in non-synchronized timing.
Oh man, creaming my pants to Vanessa Carlton is always a blast!
by vanessa mccarlton April 11, 2017
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Creaming fireworks in the snow

Often used to describe creating rangoli in icing sugar during festival of Diwali. Can also mean using large amounts of fireworks/sparklers in the snow (often in UK/Canada)
Hey Bhavini, the kids are outside right now, creaming fireworks in the snow and some sparklers too!
by Tdot Nik October 28, 2019
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Creating Desire

Reusing the same two-tone coloured diagonal line bus livery design over and over again ad nauseam, while wearing the shortest shorts you can find in your local Primark.
This two-tone coloured livery with a diagonal line down the side sure will definitely be creating desire among those who use this bus route #amazing
by bus123 January 1, 2020
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Creaning

Creaning is when someone is cleaning everything really well under the influence of crack and they won't stop till it's done
(Creaning ) oi cunt this house is clean as fuck have you been creaning mate. Fuck me if you worked this hard at work we wouldn't need a job
by Zack the zoot man February 11, 2021
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Creaming your cookies

A spin off the words "cookies and cream" it's to express when someone is fucking WINNING at a game or match. You are creaming their cookies. And it's sweet and delicious - like cookies and cream ice cream.
"I'm creaming your cookies!"

"Jesus that team is getting their cookies creamed."

"You're challenging me? Sounds like someone needs to get their cookies creamed."
by CornHustler March 12, 2023
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Whipped Creaming

When a man jizzes on the top of someone's head. It has to be sporadic, and can only occur if the recipient says "pretty please" right before climax. Variably, the man can top the creation with a Maraschino cherry.
"Last night, I was raw-dawging this girl, and at the very last second she yells PRETTY PLEASE. So I yanked it out and whip-creamed on the top of her head! I never even knew she liked whipped creaming! I made her call me Louis Pasteur, too."
by masterdarkly January 6, 2014
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instant creaming

Instant creaming is premature ejaculation that just happens to land on a face, coincidentally. Causing her to have an instant orgasm.
Robert screams out "Oh no! It's going to be an instant cream moment!"
Nikki: "I'll go get a towel"
Robert: "Instant Creaming"
by lul435623147813 April 24, 2014
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