half and half creampie

As you reach climax while having vaginal heterosexual intercourse you dump half your semen load into the vagina, halfway through ejaculating pull your penis out of the vagina and quickly insert it into the anus where you deposit the rest of your semen load, thus creating the half and half creampie.

Christy :"OMG Mark!!! you feel so good inside me! I want you to come inside my Pussy and Ass! give me that half and half creampie."
Mark " Agghh god aaaghhh fsck aahghhh uugghhhh"

by pho0l June 19, 2016

Creampie Tom

A guy who consistently gets around town, filling up all the girls that will fornicate with him. He carries around condoms in his wallet, but tells the women that he is without one. He then proceeds to have sex, raw. After a short amount of time (he really doesn't care if she cums) he releases semen within the woman's vagina. He typically announces this out to a crowd, right after he emerges from the room he was having intercourse in. He then leaves the party, satisfied, in a red jeep or some other pimp machine.

Ex: Did you hear about that boy? He sure is a Creampie Tom.

by dscasados January 2, 2011

bbc creampie

The act of receiving a creampie from a big black cock (bbc), typically by a white female or gay white male.

Tina got a bbc creampie from Tyrone last night.

by dcomerford January 5, 2014

creampie cuddles

When you creampie your significant other and lay there cuddling them with your dick still inside them

I miss my baby so much, I wonder if she wants some creampie cuddles when we meet up.

by Tard rangler November 9, 2018

creampie cravings

the new term for baby fever. when you see a cute kid and suddenly want one for yourself!!

Tiffany: Oh my god, that baby is so adorable!!!!
Brittany: I know, I'm starting to get the creampie cravings!

by Quist787 August 28, 2021

Creampie extraction

creampie extraction is the practice of extracting cum from a girl's vagina with a syringe closely associated with the term diaspora cuck

Dude i think my daughter has been out with an diasporant go fetch me the syringe and i'll give her a creampie extraction

by seiyo October 14, 2021

Crimson Creampie

When a man has unprotected sex with a woman who is on her period.

It was that time of the month, and she really wanted it, but her boyfriend wouldn't touch her. So she came over and I gave her a Crimson Creampie

by Lord of Dischord August 30, 2010