criminally insane

A mental defect or disease that makes it impossible for a person to understand the wrongfulness of his acts or, even if he understands them, to ditinguish right from wrong.

If anyone is charge with a crime and is found to be criminally insane they cannot be convicted of the crime.

The character Jack Torrance from the Shining was criminally insane.

by Penny Acton September 13, 2006

Smooth Criminal

Moonwalking after you commit your felony.

Did you see that guy take that lady's purse?! He pumped some MJ on his escape, smooth criminal.

by Pseudoman(likesodomy) December 3, 2011

one day a week criminal

football hooligan
from the book city psychos-shaun tordoff milo publishing 2002

I think most junior police ranks know us for what we are, perceived "one day a week criminals"

by cockneyjacko October 26, 2004

Smooth Criminal

When you take a shit and wipe your ass and the paper is clean.The shit left no residue on your ass, so its a smooth criminal.

Wow I took a shit, and as i wiped my ass I realised it was a smooth criminal bro,
Bless your clean ass boy

by haggybiatch October 9, 2016

Criminality

A roblox game by out lord and savior RVVZ that’s so better than the dumpster fire that is Da Hood and The Streets. Tho it costs some Bobux.

Go play criminality you lazy ass

by onox2; January 23, 2021

criminal

when something is completely and utterly bad

friend at late night saturday party: I have to get up at 6am tomorrow morning for work
friend2: dude! that's criminal!

by vinad July 15, 2005

Creaming the salad

1) Pouring mayonnaise onto your salad
2) Pouring 'Mayonnaise' onto your wife

1* He could never start eating his greens until he had creamed the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad

by LordChicken88 January 12, 2015