Charlie Sheen Crazy

Behavior and/or appearance that is extremely mad, or disturbing; Actions or words that make those around uncomfortable or ill; Taking one’s behavior to a very high level of madness, and mental instability; Being so unstable and profoundly delusional as to be considered a professional at it; bizarre or eccentric behaviour that puts those who witness it in a state of significant unease; Persistent partying (i.e. drinking, drug usage etc.) so extreme and beyond the pale that it disrupts the normal functioning of one's brain and neural operations

“I am into wild partying and all, but trust me, I am not going to go Charlie Sheen Crazy any time soon.”

“I would be careful around Sylvio and Muamar. When those two dudes get together, they go Charlie Sheen Crazy.”

REPORTER: "Senator, how are you going to explain this behaviour to your constituents?"

SENATOR: "Good question Will. I think I’ll do a suitcase of cocaine, sleep with a couple of porn stars cum hookers, go without sleep for 72 hours and then do an interview on ABC. I feel like going Charlie Sheen Crazy with this."

by Sunderwear March 19, 2011

Crazy Julio

The act of pouring hot pepper juice on ones penis before inserting into the vagina during a doggy style love making session, then, during the act, screaming obscenities in Spanish while punching each butt cheek with your fists in a flailing motion.

I gave Sally a Crazy Julio last night and now she wants me to marry her!

by Lil Pleat November 12, 2007

Gurl, u crazy

A phrase you say when someone else (specifically a girl) had been acting all weird, silly, crazy and far out.
It's always effective if you want to annoy someone if you say it at a total random time. You can say it on any occasion to any girl.

Have fun.

Person 1: Dang girl, where u been?
Person 2: Oh, you know... Here and there... havin'dem babies and such..
Person 1: You've got to be kiddin me! Gurl, u crazy.
Person 2: Fuck you!
Person 1: Derp. *trollface*

by SparkleGlitterCakes September 29, 2011

Small dog crazy

Someone who is mentally imbalanced and has a hard time maintaining healthy relationships with other human beings. They spend most of their time and attention with a dog tthat weighs less than 20lbs.

Many women will defend their female friends with small dogs but this is the easiest test.

Ask them to think of their favorite male friend or relative. Then ask them to think of a woman with a small dog they would encourage that favorite male to date. No good person will hook a real friend up with a small dog lady.

I could tell she was small dog crazy when she was pushing it in a stroller. I didn't even have to see the matching outfits or professional photos of just her dog.

by Wordiculous June 30, 2022

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills!

the feeling that something that you understand to be true is so self-evident that you cannot believe that others can't see it or understand it too.

Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

by snotterson July 7, 2011

Crazy Old Maurice

Belle's father on Beauty and the Beast. He was old. He was crazy. And his name was Maurice.

" Crazy old Maurice, heh? "

by ressecup April 24, 2009

crazy tail self

AAVE used to describe someone who is cute, funny, silly, crazy, etc. Can basically be used whenever describing someone in a joking or humorous manner.

He fine asf with his crazy tail self

Her crazy tail self need to get back to work

by Zozogabobo March 4, 2021