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hindu egg crate

Take a dump and "accidentally" forget to wipe, then drop your balls in her eye sockets, and dot her forehead with your brown eye.
He did the hindu egg crate on her last night and she couldn't figure out why it smelled, and why everyone was laughing the next day.
by Hugh.Jazz February 22, 2010
mugGet the hindu egg cratemug.

Emptying the lobster crate

A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.
Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.
by Fidgetdoge01 October 3, 2021
mugGet the Emptying the lobster cratemug.

Line them crates up

😂😂😂That’s what I’m tryna figure out
Her: my butt itch
Me: line them crates up
by Anewngga57 August 23, 2021
mugGet the Line them crates upmug.

crate rape

verb \ˈkrāt-ˈrāp\

the unforgivable act of stealing a teammates hard earned care package during a Call of Duty multiplayer match.
100% of the time the culprit performs this foolishly selfish act in order to feel better about the fact that his/(her?) pecker is the size of a ladybug..

Following the capture, He/(She?) proceeds to hoist the crate over his/(her?) pea-sized noggin and then exclaims, at the top of his/(her?) lungs
"HEY EVERYBODY, CHECK OUT MY RIDICULOUSLY HUGE & IMPRESSIVE PACKAGE!! LOOK AT HOW ROCK HARD IT IS!!!!!"

This typically gets it done for them for the duration of the match before their feelings of inadequacy return which, inevitably, leads to a continuous cycle of handling other players packages without proper consent for the simple pleasure of feeling better about their own.
PLAYER 1:

Hey, did you see that?

THAT FUCKIN' RANDO OVER THERE JUST STOLE MY CARE PACKAGE RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER MY GUN WHILE I WAS BUSY SAVING HIS OVER-USED ASSHOLE FROM CERTAIN-DEATH!!)

PLAYER 2:

Yup, and from what I saw, that ugly troll-ass motherfucker totally crate rape(d) the living daylights out of your manhood!
Fuckin' bummer, Man.
by MJ FAME December 16, 2013
mugGet the crate rapemug.

Golden Crate

A Crate In “Tower Defence Simulator ROBLOX” That can be purchased by the currency so called “coins”
It costs a whopping 50k coins and takes around 1 week to get! You can 6 unique towers.
I bought golden crate for 50k coins after grinding for one week and i got golden minigunner!!! I am so happy.
by Yourreallythought June 13, 2022
mugGet the Golden Cratemug.

Crate Paper

An alternative to toilet paper used in parts of Europe to wipe your butt.
That person has been using crate paper to wipe their bloody butt.
by The RONA Wigger October 11, 2023
mugGet the Crate Papermug.

get the crate

means just do it no matter the consequences.
derived from the game worms where crates may have weapons or may be booby trapped.
steve:shud i ask out carla?
max: yeh fo sho
steve: what if she says no?
max: just get the crate steve
by Maximouse bradley October 10, 2008
mugGet the get the cratemug.

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