hindu egg crate

Take a dump and "accidentally" forget to wipe, then drop your balls in her eye sockets, and dot her forehead with your brown eye.

He did the hindu egg crate on her last night and she couldn't figure out why it smelled, and why everyone was laughing the next day.

by Hugh.Jazz February 22, 2010

Emptying the lobster crate

A group of men blowing their loads over a sunburnt English person.

Oh my god Jessica, Jolyne was emptying the lobster crate last night after a day at the beach. What a slut.

by Fidgetdoge01 October 3, 2021

Line them crates up

😂😂😂That’s what I’m tryna figure out

Her: my butt itch
Me: line them crates up

by Anewngga57 August 23, 2021

Crating

"Crating" is where someone argues or belittles your opinion so hard, even when solid evidence proves them wrong, that they put themselves into a "crate" (which is usually stored in a warehouse). The "crate" keeps them from seeing the truth, or tries to hide their "goods" (insecurities or mistakes) about anyone with a different viewpoint who is obviously right.

"I was telling Melissa the other day about all the data supporting global warming, and she kept "crating" on it. She, like, wouldn't even look at the facts and just kept denying. I think she was scared."

or

"When Tyson kept doggin' me about beating him in the game, I just said to him "Don't be hatin', unless you're cratin'. That shut him up quick."

by Rurikbloodaxe August 7, 2012

Harley Crate

A Btec Adam Johnson that goes heanor gate science college

Declan: er look at Harley crate the nonce
Jayden Ashley: I know right he’s so weird and has teeth coming off the side of his head

by The nonce victim of Harley January 10, 2021

Crated

To get fired, to completely fail, to get kicked out, or to get ejected from an event. Goes back to “clearing out your desk” phrase managers would say in the 80’s cubicle farms, where the fired employee would be given a milk crate to empty out their office deck stuff into, and be escorted out by a security guard from the job, taking only their office desk stuff in a milk crate with them.

Heard that Jax got crated last night! OMG no not crated from the party 😟.

by Crated September 29, 2021

Crate

A large vagina or vaginal area.

I thought she'd have a decent box but she had a crate.

by Chupie Velez September 14, 2023