crank

Crystal Methamphetamine made in a shitty little lab, often containing battery acid, bleach, cleanser and many other household chemicals. Yellowish powder in color if it is the worst shit :-)

Do you have any crank to smoke so we can smell stinky shit like burning rubber?

by PumpMasterCunty June 11, 2006

Crank

Someone who is an arras.io addict.

Guy 1: Bro that guy's such a crank.

Guy 2: That Fax.

by aayushaayush6969 April 17, 2022

cranking

the process of a person spinning off 90s in fortnite

dude i didnt get a victory royale from that guy who was cranking on me

by Googleplexian April 28, 2021

Crankely

A word used when someone is upset, rude, quiet, and snappy.

Wow you're being really crankely today

Did you see that kid over there he's being really crankely to that other kid

by annyhasi March 4, 2017

Crank

(Noun) Typically an older conservative person who’s usually retired and spends a lot of time on their recliner watching Fox News and finding frivolous things to complain about. Prone to Not In My Back Yard (NIMBY) outrage, they have a hot temper and very willing to get messy. Some of the most entitled people you’ll ever meet, ready to throw fits to get what they want, and often do. Often associated but not limited to the Baby Boomer generation.

Did you hear about those local cranks opposing that new sports field?

Shut up you old crank

by HBDGRIMACE July 19, 2023

crank

having a wank whilst crying - emo style.

'He's gone to have a crank'

by a.jones June 11, 2006

crank

Yorkshire slang. A general insult along the vein of muppet.

'ere, you crank, what you doing?

by Jay June 11, 2006