rectal cranial inversion

having ones head up their ass

that asshole had a serious case of rectal cranial inversion.

by jefbenet November 6, 2003

Shit craic

The opposite of craic.

I went out last night and it was shit craic, so went home early.

by Shaun Stevenson March 17, 2008

craic

Irish word, refers to good times, as well as scandal/gossip/goings on. No real English equivalent.

Last night was great craic!

What's the craic?

by The Empress of Fabulous March 8, 2005

cranioproctologist

health care professional who helps patients extract their head from their ass.

That jerk had his head so far up his own ass, he could see daylight. They had to get a cranioproctologist to operate on the jackass.

by flyingdog May 8, 2008

rectal-cranial inversion

a serious medical condition, wherein your cranium, or brain, has changed places with your rectum, or asshole. it can lead to jail time, unwanted pregnancy, divorce, loss of job and/or income, and public embarrassment.

joey: oh man, i can't believe i broke up with chloe; she's the best thing that ever happened to me. how could i be so stupid?
zoey: you may have been suffering from rectal-cranial inversion. you may still be. consult your psychologist or your proctologist as soon as possible.
joey: thanks, you're a real pal. i guess i need a tractor.
zoey: for what?
joey: to pull my head out of my ass!!
zoey: true dat.

by earpuller May 18, 2006

cranial anal ectomy

when someone needs to have their head surgically removed from their ass

Check out that guy he has got his head shoved up his ass so far he needs a glass stomach so he can see where he is going, He would be a prime candidate for a cranial anal ectomy

by Heywood Ja blowmee January 11, 2012

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis

Inverted Cranial Rectumitis. Medical term for the condition where someone has their head up their ass.

Tony:"Our new boss' ideas are running this place into the ground."

Ricky:"Yeah,he suffers from Inverted Cranial Rectumitis."

by ZQ8Playboy January 17, 2009