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Cram Canning 

When you try and fit more then one dong/meatsicle/ramming rod into a chick's butthole at the same time, also known as the Brothers with no Shame".
Dude: let's cram can that girl.
Dude 2: this is me agreeing.

-later-

Bitch: OH GOD YES,CRAM THAT CAN!!!! UHHN UHHN UHHHNNNNN.
Dude: I am glad we cram canned this girl.
Dude 2: I am currently cram canning, Dude. Please don't look me in the eyes.
Cram Canning by MBC/Hubbard April 2, 2010
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Cram Ram And Jam 

To forcably stick your fist in all entrances of the human anatomy, usually happens in an all male sexcapade.
We Cram Ram And Jammin" it tonight fellas?
Cram Ram And Jam by Free MLKJ November 18, 2010

Cram’s Theory

The person who brought up the theory cannot be the Imposter.
Guys it can’t be me, I know Cram’s Theory.
Cram’s Theory by Not An Imposter November 22, 2020

CRAM user 

CRAM cannons are a type of weapon systems in the game From the Depths. Cram users are known to be arrogant, condescending and absolutely have a complete mental breakdown when they suggest that another weapon system is generally better in any respect. Cram users should be ignored and avoided as much as possible.
Bill) Hey APS seems to have good range I think it's pretty good!

Phillip) Well actually APS has very poor firepower per material and no one fights at the ranges you're thinking so you're wrong oh yeah and those sandblasters you build are just really bad volatile lasers and everything else such as your high RPM 500mm guns and your CIWS and your whatever they are all bad CRAM does it far better all the time no matter what like yeah you can shoot down my entire volley with a semi decent active defence system but no matter what it's always going to be more expensive to fire them so you may as well just use the CRAM and NO more expensive things are NEVER better they DO NOT EXIST I mean it THEY DO NOT EXIST MORE EXPENSIVE WEAPONS ARE BAD while CRAM is cheaper so it is better meaning that it is GOOD meaning they are OVERPOWERED.

Bill) Oh, you're a CRAM user.

cram a tam 

when a chick shoves a tampon up her cunt when she is bleading
damn girl, you on yo period? you betta go cram a tam
cram a tam by a loose cunt March 6, 2009

Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 

The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.
Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.