Jackson Craiged

When you run out of mayonnaise and you use you cum instead

My sandwich was dry so i Jackson craiged it

by That ginger fuck October 15, 2021

Larry Craig

A random sexual assignation in a public restroom. To get a Larry Craig, one must use the secret hand signal. Named after soon to be former Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), who was caught asking an undercover cop for a Larry Craig. Similar to a George Michael.

What's more fun than those coin-operated massage chairs at the airport? Why, getting a Larry Craig down at the men's room, of course..

by Uncle Robert September 14, 2007

larry craig

Denying ones homosexuality against all odds, the way Senator Larry Craig did after getting caught trying to get a bj in an airport.

Joe tried to Larry Craig us after we saw the rainbow flag hidden in his closet.

by gregfromnc September 8, 2007

Craig MacTavish

The term "Craig MacTavish" means to have unprotected sexual intercourse with a girl. (ie. sexual intercourse without your "helmet" (a condom). Craig MacTavish was the last North American professional hockey player to play without a protective helmet, having signed his first pro contracting just before helmets became mandatory for all new players. The term was founded by the students of the Pharmacy Department at the University of Toronto.

"Hey bro, did you Craig MacTavish her last night?" ... "No, man, turns out she wasnt a fan of Craig MacTavish."

by University of Toronto - Pharmacy Students April 3, 2006

craig

i met a superhero. i lost him. i want him back. and i want to give him his grin. i want him to not bear being in a room that i’m not. i want him to not feel alone, and to know that i’m 10% his.

but he doesn’t like me back

i guess he never did

craig is the best person i’ve ever met

by i’m yours if you want me September 27, 2018

Craig

A mischievous and very open person. He is not afraid to speak about his opinions and morals. You will always enjoy a time with a Craig around. A Craig is also generally athletic, hardworking and many ladies even view him as handsome.

How the heck did Craig do that?

by Geborene konig November 24, 2018

Craig Hill

Father who has no intent on caring for his children. Can be quite abusive.

Kid: "Hello Dad!"
Craig Hill: "Shut the fuck up I'm watching the footy!"*smack* "Speak again and ill put you through the fucking wall!"

by shlurrpdatpuss July 31, 2017