crew 

the coolest people in the world that you'll ever meet. they hang out at the acid tree and can't decide on movies. we sometimes go to harvard square. we're awesome.

You can't wait to hang out with the crew cause we're so awesome.

crew by Moloney December 28, 2005

crew 

something that people do who can't play a real sport, and think they're amazing at life for waking up early for no reason to row a long canoe around.

i do crew because i can't do another sport.

crew by doodoo1111 October 29, 2006

Crew 

A sport for fags. A sport in which the players cannot play any other sport that reqiures talent

"Hey Ian do you want to go play football?"
"No, I suck at ever sport, besides rowing and I'm on a Crew team."
"Dude, that's not a sport."
"Oh, yeah you are right. I guess I'm just not talented at anything."
"Yes, you are correct."

Crew by Ianisgay July 21, 2007

Crew 

When someone is popular with several people from different social groups e.g jocks, nerds, drama geeks

"Aw mate I've been invited to 3 parties on one nigh, like my guys, the nerds and the fucking druggies"
"Mate you're crew!"

Crew by Wielesiuk November 13, 2011

crew 

Crew is the sport of rowing a boat as fast as you can to a finishing point before another team reaches there. In the city of Malden in Massachusetts, this sport is also known as Fat Emo Kids in a Boat.

Person 1: Have you heard about the Crew team's loss yesterday?
Person 2: You mean the Fat Emo Kids in a Boat?
Person 1: Yeah.
Person 2: Yeah, I watched them lose. They didn't have enough energy to row down the river to the finish line.

crew by Jacob Reese January 6, 2008

Crew 

A sport which only raises the question Why? It is performed by mindless drones who think it is going to get them into a better college and inadvertently causes a collapse of one's social life. Those who do the sport don't realize we have better technology then the oar to move a boat, things like sails and hell engines, but the smart coach seems to disguise this from his dumb rowers.

Student 1: "hey theres a party at Bill's house tomorrow, you goin'?"

Mindless Drone: "No theres a crew race I have to get to tomorrow and I'll be dead tired afterword."

Crew by whothefuckareyou22 March 1, 2011

crew 

the official sport of rejects. "crew teams" are generally made up of kids who have failed at all or most other sports. even track.

COOL KID: hey did you make the football, lacrosse, basketball, or hockey team?

CREWER: no i'm doing crew. it's way harder and more difficult than any of those so thats why i'm doing it.

COOL KID: no you just couldn't make any of those teams

CREWER: i weigh 100 pounds and am in terrific shape.

COOL KID: yeah we know......we know

crew by jamesbhole March 24, 2010