Queening Countdown

When a girl is sitting on your face and you try to wank before you pass out or you have to eat your own nut

Bro 1: Yo bro I was with this girl last night, and i bust the fattest nut when we did the queening countdown.
Bro 2: Yeah bro, i heard about that, didn't your cousin die from it last year?

by BadShotCal January 4, 2020

love countdown

the best song from IM NAYEON’S album

kpop fan1: have you heard nayeon’s new album?
kpop fan 2: yes, what’s your favorite song from the album?
kpop fan 1: love countdown
kpop fan 2: that’s my favorite to

by melsaminor July 24, 2022

California Countdown

You stick your finger up you little tiny butthole and then you stick it in someone's ear.

if you keep bad mouthin me i will give you a dirty California countdown you booty cheek.

by gxgsgdhdgfh March 15, 2023

The Countdown

the Countdown is something you should never wait for. After the countdown you will see men kissing.

men kissing in 3.. 2.. 1... Why did you wait for the countdown?????

by stormydude5 May 4, 2023

The Yarmouth countdown

The act of anal sex in which the partner on the receiving end takes a large amount of laxatives. The goal is then to for the one penetrating to finish before the laxatives take effect.

-Hey John, how did your date with Sarah go?

-Horrible, she wanted me to do the Yarmouth countdown

-Gross

by mr metcalfe June 4, 2021

Corona Count Down

The predictable COVID time-line that defines the inevitable virus exposure until actual illness manifestation.

So, do you think anyone at the beach was COVID positive?
Oh, hell yes! Right now I'm on a Corona Count Down... heading over to visit grandma next.

by YAWA July 12, 2020

cuntdown

the backward counting in fixed time units until the bitch you are trying to fuck will give up the snatch.

"I just spent 100 dollars on dinner for this whore, let the cuntdown begin!"

by Hurtt January 20, 2009