tony cottee

1) A diminutive striker for West Ham United and Everton in the eighties and nineties

2) The anus, from modern Cockney rhyming slang (Tony Cottee = botty)

LD: I tried to take her up the Tony Cottee but my nob was too big so I just jizzed on her back instead.

by Brian Munich August 30, 2006

cattywompus

crooked; lopsided or askew.

"That picture frame is cattywompus."

by SweetTea56 February 10, 2008

cotton mouth

Cotton mouth is not only a very dry mouth from smoking pot, but involves having small bits of mucus and spit, lining mainly the roof of your mouth feeling like cotton when you rub your tounge against it.

"Man I got chronic cotton mouth at the moment."

by Diego August 17, 2003

cottage cheese

Visible and pronounced cellulite

She shouldn't be wearing spandex with cottage cheese like that.

by Alicatt October 25, 2002

cottage core

someone who’s style/aesthetic is like snow whites. u love to pick flowers and stroll through quiet meadows. and baking treats and wearing blousy dresses and shirts. you’re very kind hearted and you’re super sweet

me: wow i wish i had cottage core aesthetic

also me: i wanna be trendy😗✌️

by aestheticnaming April 15, 2020

blowing cotton

To insufflate/rail/snort oxycontin.

I've been blowing cotton all day.

by tylerdurden89 July 12, 2009

backseat cotton picker

This term, backseat cotton picker, is typically used against older people of African decent as a derogatory term for the reasons of them being so old that they had to once sit at the back of a bus and pick cotton from a plantation.

African American Male: "Ay yo, my nigga, you see dat backseat cotton picker ova dare?"
African American Female: " Yeah. Da hell u telln' me dat fo' my nigga?"
African American Male: " I was thinkn' when his old ass goes in dat gas station we steal his car, ya dig?"
African American Female: "I hear ya."

by JettyMans May 13, 2017