cosmic dickslap

the phenomenon of being fucked into a euphoric state by a very skilled cocksmith.

"That bitch was all starry-eyed after I hit her with the cosmic dickslap."

by 40oz.killa May 1, 2010

Cosmic Nine Year Old

something to call someone who's is worldly but still immature. Originated with the Doctor Who fandom, calling the Doctor one. He knows a vast amount of information on the universe, but still is young at heart, and has a tendency to be immature.

DW fan 1: Did you see that part where he made the angel say "comfy chairs"?
DW fan 2: Oh yeah, what a cosmic nine year old

Yeah, I mean he's nice and smart and whatever, but he's still not grown up, he's just a cosmic nine year old

by lastofthehappyfolk June 21, 2011

Cosmic Rolley

when you get the zig-zags out ready to make a joint and theres only one left better make your self a one-skinner kid

bill clinton: my fellow amercian skin up

me: cant theres only one skin left

bill clinton: make a cosmic rolley then?

me: yeah

by cosmic-rolley December 17, 2012

Cosmic Turtle

A cosmic turtle is when you make a mistake on something that already started horribly wrong and then it turns into something awesomely radical.

I wasn't sure how my English essay was gonna turn out but it ended up being a cosmic turtle.

by freddietwerkcury March 23, 2015

cosmic companion

Something my friend made up describing a very close friend that you connect with on a soul level.

Jake and I are so close. The word friend doesn't really describe our relationship well enough. He's my cosmic companion.

by Mads476 January 4, 2016

Cosmic Bowling

1. Actual bowling with lazer lights and blacklights.

2. Lesbian form of sexual bowling, where one girl puts her thumb in the ass of another girl, and her ring and middle finger in the vagina.

1. "Dude, cosmic bowling is awesome! Wear white and you'll glow!"

2. "Heyy babayy, I wanna go cosmic bowling. Is your boyfriend away?"

by LezzieLovers August 1, 2009

Cosmic Synergy

Fate coming to fruition. The energy of the world falling into place as it should. The knowledge of the greater workings of the universe. Feeling at peace with wherever your life goes. Going with the flow. Knowing the fate of the world is out of your hands and all will be as it should in the end.

Q: Do you ever feel there's something greater at work here?
A: It's cosmic synergy baby!

I've accepted that the cosmic synergy of my life is out of my hands.

"Hmm.... I feel all is right in the world. There's an inner peace inside me."
-"cosmic synergy"

by Acapo December 9, 2013