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Correctional Officer

Correctional officers are responsible for the custody, care and supervision of offenders in a prison or correctional institution.

Correctional Officers are also known as Detention Officers, Correction Officer and Prison Officers in certain jurisdictions.

Correctional Officers are employees of the federal, state, county or city governments. Contrary to popular belief, Correctional Officers are quialified in firearms and carry them when not in direct proximity with prison inmate population. They are Law Enforcement Officers with jurisdiction in a correctional facility.
Q: Who are Correctional Officers ?
A: Correctional Officers are underpaid, unappreciated and underrated Law Enforcement Officers who are often referred to as "Prison Guards" and often mocked by Police Officers as being wannabe-cops.
by Moe July 13, 2003
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Auto Correction Syndrome (Illness)

Auto Correction Syndrome is when you can't help but correct a person in public or private when they mispronounce a word, name or place etc

Thus causing them embarrassment and annoyance

If you can listen to someone speaking when they mispronounce a word and refrain from correcting them you do not suffer from this Illness.
Them: At the royal wedding didn't Kate wear a nice Ti-era
You: You mean Tiara

Classic Auto Correction Syndrome (illness)

Them: I'm going on holiday to TAN- ER-IFE
You:Is that the same place as TENERIFE
by Mandy28 May 24, 2011
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Erection Connection

When two males gingerly touch tips as a friendly gesture. Somewhat like a hand shake.
Bob and Farley had an erection connection after lunch.
by Huava April 17, 2009
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dutch convection oven

To do this you must be the driver, and have power windows and window locks. Roll up all of the windows and lock them. Fart as much as you possibly can then turn the heat on and put it on recircle not fresh. You now have a dutch convection oven.
Five people are in the car and you are driving. Driver Rolls up windows turns heat on recircle and yells, DUTCH CONVECTION OVEN!
by Zach Walker September 3, 2006
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Black Connection

When your interent and or console connection(for online), is very slow or not working as it should be.
Joe: Yeah, why weren't you on the xbox yesterday?

Steve: Well,my computer decided to give me a black connection. So I couldn't play.

Joe: Aww, that sucks.
by 69 Man 69 May 5, 2010
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rod of correction

Hail thee Rod of Correction,
You have our affection,
To you we show predilection,
Hail thee Rod of Correction
by Iblisatan January 23, 2007
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dollar store connection

an internet connection that sucks more ass then a wall-mart connection.
Guy1///Dude your this game is laggy
Guy2///Host must have a dollar store connection


"dollar store connection "
by fnnw7777 February 6, 2009
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