Peyton Cornhole

A big fat gout scratcher who has intercourse with pigs and eat all of their food. He always makes fun of dwarfs because he is over 5 ft also he likes to spank baboon ass because in his words "it was asking for my courn". He also has a super hot model of a mom who is dating a total master blaster named Joseph, every night Joseph gives Peytons mom his sloppy joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). also Peyton tries to steal crushes because he likes porn.

Peyton Cornhole: hey i was talking to your crush ealier and i think i nailed her

anyone in their right mind: your mother looks better in a thong

Peyton Cornhole: *all of his bones break*

by GuyDatingPeytonsHotMom September 2, 2020

cornhole

A game played by throwing a beanbag into a hole on a tilted board. Seen on Univ. of KY campus.

They were playing cornhole, but he just couldn't throw it in.

by Wordy One April 13, 2009

Cornhole creampie

Mixture of cum, shit, lubricant and anything that may have been shoved up the ass prior to being cornholed, flying out uncontrollably after a cornholing.

I boned that bitch's ass for nearly an hour and man she let loose a cornhole creampie all over the back seat of my truck.

by Steviebeef October 6, 2010

California Cornhole

An act of messed up stuff involving a speedo, belt, and post of some sort. You wear the speedo and tie the belt to the speedo and post, then commense to hump the speedo. Basically semen will come out because you get an orgasm in the butt.

Dude, I totally california cornholed yesterday, and I seem to be constipated.

by Rapta dude November 20, 2009

cornhole

Anus, anus like: Derogatory. Often used in sentences designed to slander an individual deemed deserving of such treatment.

Noun: Used in a sentence indicating exadurated carnal desire.

Noun: used to indicate a class of person worthy of backing over while in your car, and then driving over with in forward gear.

"This new boss of mine is simply the pinacle of all that is cornhole."

"She is soo hot that I would pay money just to read the envelope containing the DNA results of the tiny g-string covering her angel-like cornhole."

It was all I could do to keep from punching that cornhole behind the counter at that Circle K. I mean who allows the nacho cheese to run dry on Saturday night?"

by BIGDAA February 22, 2008

cardholder

During anal sex, a man grabs onto his partner and initiates a headbutt, leading to a clenched anus and increased arousal. Similar in technique to a donkey punch, but the headbutt leads to a more violent anal clench than a fist.

Jereme needed to use his cardholder status because his girlfriend couldn't make him cum.

by CMuscle June 16, 2009

Cornhole

Just another name for Miley Cyrus.

*Laughing* Look at that cornhole twerking!

by affordable_felony October 1, 2013